The best insulting jokes

Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, "Did Santa get you that?" "Yes," replies the little girl. "Well tell him to put a reflector light on it next year!" and fines her $5. The little girl looks up at the cop and says, "Nice horse you've got there, did Santa bring you that?" The cop chuckles and replies, "He sure did!" "Well," says the little girl, "Next year tell Santa that the dick goes under the horse, not on top of it!"
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has 85.93 % from 2149 votes. More jokes about: cop, horse, insulting, money, Santa
Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, "Did Santa get you that?" "Yes," replies the little girl. "Well tell him to put a reflector light on it next year!" and fines her $5. The little girl looks up at the cop and says, "Nice horse you've got there, did Santa bring you that?" The cop chuckles and replies, "He sure did!" "Well," says the little girl, "Next year tell Santa that the d*ck goes under the horse, not on top of it!"
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has 85.76 % from 2183 votes. More jokes about: cop, horse, insulting, money, Santa
The only qualification for working at an airline is making a confused face at a monitor.
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has 83.36 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, travel, work
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
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has 82.34 % from 7630 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.
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has 82.31 % from 7670 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, "We cant fix it."
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has 82.30 % from 5407 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
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has 82.25 % from 6722 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
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has 82.14 % from 5405 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.
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has 81.76 % from 7326 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
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has 81.50 % from 3701 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, insulting, Yo mama
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