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Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, "Did Santa get you that?" "Yes," replies the little girl. "Well tell him to put a reflector light on it next year!" and fines her $5. The little girl looks up at the cop and says, "Nice horse you've got there, did Santa bring you that?" The cop chuckles and replies, "He sure did!" "Well," says the little girl, "Next year tell Santa that the dick goes under the horse, not on top of it!"
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has 85.70 % from 2231 votes. More jokes about: cop, horse, insulting, money, Santa
Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, "Did Santa get you that?" "Yes," replies the little girl. "Well tell him to put a reflector light on it next year!" and fines her $5. The little girl looks up at the cop and says, "Nice horse you've got there, did Santa bring you that?" The cop chuckles and replies, "He sure did!" "Well," says the little girl, "Next year tell Santa that the d*ck goes under the horse, not on top of it!"
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has 85.41 % from 2209 votes. More jokes about: cop, horse, insulting, money, Santa
I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent. So I said, "Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?" One of them snarled at me, "It's Wales, dumbo!" So I corrected myself, "Oh, right, so are you two whales from Ireland?" That's about as far as I remember.
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has 84.42 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, women
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
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has 82.25 % from 7832 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.
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has 82.24 % from 7830 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, "We cant fix it."
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has 82.20 % from 5543 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
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has 82.17 % from 6866 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
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has 82.11 % from 5504 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.
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has 81.64 % from 7424 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, Yo mama
The only qualification for working at an airline is making a confused face at a monitor.
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has 81.57 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, travel, work
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