The best insulting jokes

Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, "Did Santa get you that?" "Yes," replies the little girl. "Well tell him to put a reflector light on it next year!" and fines her $5. The little girl looks up at the cop and says, "Nice horse you've got there, did Santa bring you that?" The cop chuckles and replies, "He sure did!" "Well," says the little girl, "Next year tell Santa that the dick goes under the horse, not on top of it!"
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has 86.05 % from 2116 votes. More jokes about: cop, horse, insulting, money, Santa
Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, "Did Santa get you that?" "Yes," replies the little girl. "Well tell him to put a reflector light on it next year!" and fines her $5. The little girl looks up at the cop and says, "Nice horse you've got there, did Santa bring you that?" The cop chuckles and replies, "He sure did!" "Well," says the little girl, "Next year tell Santa that the d*ck goes under the horse, not on top of it!"
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has 85.85 % from 2174 votes. More jokes about: cop, horse, insulting, money, Santa
The only qualification for working at an airline is making a confused face at a monitor.
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has 84.25 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, travel, work
During a lesson little Johnny yawns extremely wide. Teacher tries to make a joke: "Johnny, don't swallow me." He replies: "Don't worry, teacher, I don't eat pork."
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has 82.65 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, little Johnny, teacher, vulgar
Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
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has 82.32 % from 6621 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
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has 82.31 % from 7492 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, "We cant fix it."
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has 82.29 % from 5283 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.
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has 82.29 % from 7579 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
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has 82.27 % from 5327 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.
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has 81.97 % from 7243 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, Yo mama
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