The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so fat that her ass is a laundry so we can iron anything on it.
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Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
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Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
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Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.
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Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, the army doesn’t use guns any more – they use her picture.
Vote: has 83.18 % from 1975 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, "We cant fix it."
Vote: has 83.04 % from 3662 votes. Send joke:

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Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
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Yo mama is so fat when she farts its noise is just a nightingale.
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yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.
Vote: has 82.14 % from 1737 votes. Send joke:

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