The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
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has 82.32 % from 7489 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
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has 82.31 % from 6619 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma’s so ugly, the army doesn’t use guns any more – they use her picture.
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has 82.30 % from 4003 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, "We cant fix it."
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has 82.29 % from 5282 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.
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has 82.28 % from 7576 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
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has 82.26 % from 5324 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.
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has 81.97 % from 7242 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
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has 81.52 % from 3632 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
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has 81.47 % from 5097 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, college, Santa, ugly, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
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has 81.21 % from 2198 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, lawyer, stupid, Yo mama
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