Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo momma’s so ugly, the army doesn’t use guns any more – they use her picture.
Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.
Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, "We cant fix it."
Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.