The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, the army doesn’t use guns any more – they use her picture.
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Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
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Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
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Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, "We cant fix it."
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Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.
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Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.
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Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
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Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
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Yo mama so fat it took nationwide 3 years to get on her side.
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