Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox.
We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.
Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
Yo momma’s so ugly, the army doesn’t use guns any more – they use her picture.
Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, "We cant fix it."
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.
Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!