The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
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has 82.33 % from 7622 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, "We cant fix it."
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has 82.31 % from 5397 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma’s so ugly, the army doesn’t use guns any more – they use her picture.
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has 82.30 % from 4109 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.
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has 82.29 % from 7663 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
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has 82.26 % from 6716 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
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has 82.15 % from 5400 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.
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has 81.77 % from 7318 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
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has 81.49 % from 3694 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
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has 81.45 % from 5181 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, college, Santa, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat it took nationwide 3 years to get on her side.
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has 81.44 % from 866 votes. More jokes about: fat, time, Yo mama
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