Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.
Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.
Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
Yo momma’s so ugly, the army doesn’t use guns any more – they use her picture.
Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, "We cant fix it."
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
Yo momma so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.
Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.