Yo mama is so fat when she farts its noise is just a nightingale.
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.
Yo mama is so fat that her ass is a laundry so we can iron anything on it.
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.
Yo momma’s so ugly, the army doesn’t use guns any more – they use her picture.
Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, "We cant fix it."
Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.