Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.
Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, "We cant fix it."
Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
Yo momma’s so ugly, the army doesn’t use guns any more – they use her picture.
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.
Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.