The best easter jokes

Little Johnny's father asks him if he knows about the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know!" Little Johnny says, bursting into tears. Confused, his father asks what's wrong. "Oh, Dad," Little Johnny sobs, "first, there was no Santa Claus, then no Easter Bunny, and finally, no Tooth Fairy. If you're about to tell me that grownups don't really have sex, I've got nothing left to believe in."
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has 82.77 % from 736 votes. More jokes about: bird, dad, easter, little Johnny, Santa
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside. The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!" My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor." Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?" He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service."
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has 71.97 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: christian, Christmas, church, easter, work
Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients? They hid their own eggs!
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has 70.84 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: black humor, easter, food, health
Q: Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? A: He doesn't want anyone to know he's f**king chickens.
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has 68.15 % from 159 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, easter, sex
Q: What day does an Easter egg hate the most? A: Fry-days.
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has 61.43 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: easter, food
Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree. That makes it a plant. Therefore, chocolate is salad. Happy Easter!
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: easter
Q: How is the Easter Bunny like Michael Jordan? ´ A: They're both famous for stuffing baskets!
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has 57.73 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: easter, sport
Q: Why do we paint Easter eggs? A: Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: easter
Q: What do you call a sleepy Easter egg? A: Egg-zosted!
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: easter
Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? A: He was having a bad hare day!
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has 52.05 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: animal, easter
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