The best easter jokes

Little Johnny's father asks him if he knows about the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know!" Little Johnny says, bursting into tears. Confused, his father asks what's wrong. "Oh, Dad," Little Johnny sobs, "first, there was no Santa Claus, then no Easter Bunny, and finally, no Tooth Fairy. If you're about to tell me that grownups don't really have sex, I've got nothing left to believe in."
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has 83.34 % from 613 votes. More jokes about: bird, dad, easter, little Johnny, Santa
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside. The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!" My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor." Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?" He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service."
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has 74.83 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: christian, Christmas, church, easter, work
Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients? They hid their own eggs!
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has 73.48 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: black humor, easter, food, health
Q: Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? A: He doesn't want anyone to know he's f**king chickens.
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has 70.24 % from 137 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, easter, sex
Q: How is the Easter Bunny like Michael Jordan? ´ A: They're both famous for stuffing baskets!
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: easter, sport
Q: What day does an Easter egg hate the most? A: Fry-days.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: easter, food
Q: How does Jesus celebrate Easter? A: He gets a manicure, pedicure, and has his nails polished.
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has 57.69 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: beauty, christian, easter
Q: Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking down the road when they saw a $100 dollars bill who gets it?? A: No one the first four doesn't exist and the other blonde thought it was a gum wrapper!
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: blonde, easter, money, Santa, stupid
What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, chocolate, disgusting, easter, food
When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, easter, travel
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