The best easter jokes

Little Johnny's father asks him if he knows about the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know!" Little Johnny says, bursting into tears. Confused, his father asks what's wrong. "Oh, Dad," Little Johnny sobs, "first, there was no Santa Claus, then no Easter Bunny, and finally, no Tooth Fairy. If you're about to tell me that grownups don't really have sex, I've got nothing left to believe in."
has 84.02 % from 592 votes. More jokes about: bird, dad, easter, little Johnny, Santa
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside. The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!" My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor." Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?" He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service."
has 77.37 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: christian, Christmas, church, easter, work
Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients? They hid their own eggs!
has 75.09 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: black humor, easter, food, health
Q: How does Jesus celebrate Easter? A: He gets a manicure, pedicure, and has his nails polished.
has 74.97 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: beauty, christian, easter
Q: Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? A: He doesn't want anyone to know he's f**king chickens.
has 71.37 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, easter, sex
Q: How is the Easter Bunny like Michael Jordan? ´ A: They're both famous for stuffing baskets!
has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: easter, sport
"Why are you studying your Easter candy?" "I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"
has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: easter, food, science
What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.
has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, chocolate, disgusting, easter, food
Q: Why do we paint Easter eggs? A: Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: easter
Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn't have the hare fare.
has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal, easter
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