The best coding jokes

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define "Great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!" He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
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has 85.90 % from 455 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, IT, technology
If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.
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has 85.16 % from 157 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, IT
Algorithm. Word used by programmers when they don't want to explain what they did.
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has 84.65 % from 167 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT, programmer, work
Programmer. A machine that turns coffee into code.
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has 84.60 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT, programmer, work
Programmer. A person who fixed a problem that you don't know you have, in a way you don't understand.
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has 83.14 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, programmer
How do two programmers make money? One writes viruses, the other anti-viruses.
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has 81.36 % from 247 votes. More jokes about: coding, IT, money, programmer
The code that is the hardest to debug is the code that you know cannot possibly be wrong.
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has 81.02 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT
Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? A: Because they don't C#.
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has 80.13 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: coding, IT, nerd, programmer, technology
I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.
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has 76.19 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, life
3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.
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