The best coding jokes

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define "Great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!" He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
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has 84.69 % from 368 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, IT, technology
If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.
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has 83.95 % from 130 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, IT
Programmer. A person who fixed a problem that you don't know you have, in a way you don't understand.
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has 83.33 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, programmer
Algorithm. Word used by programmers when they don't want to explain what they did.
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has 83.18 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT, programmer, work
How do two programmers make money? One writes viruses, the other anti-viruses.
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has 82.88 % from 230 votes. More jokes about: coding, IT, money, programmer
Programmer. A machine that turns coffee into code.
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has 82.56 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT, programmer, work
The code that is the hardest to debug is the code that you know cannot possibly be wrong.
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has 80.52 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT
I had a programming problem and decided to use regular expressions to solve it. Now I have two problems.
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has 79.27 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: coding, IT, programmer
Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? A: Because they don't C#.
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has 78.00 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: coding, IT, nerd, programmer, technology
3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.
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has 77.05 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: bar, coding, geek, IT, nerd
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