The best coding jokes

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define "Great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!" He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
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has 84.40 % from 361 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, IT, technology
If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.
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has 83.59 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, IT
Algorithm. Word used by programmers when they don't want to explain what they did.
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has 83.19 % from 131 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT, programmer, work
Programmer. A person who fixed a problem that you don't know you have, in a way you don't understand.
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has 83.13 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, programmer
How do two programmers make money? One writes viruses, the other anti-viruses.
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has 82.93 % from 224 votes. More jokes about: coding, IT, money, programmer
Programmer. A machine that turns coffee into code.
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has 81.83 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT, programmer, work
The code that is the hardest to debug is the code that you know cannot possibly be wrong.
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has 79.75 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT
3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.
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has 78.95 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: bar, coding, geek, IT, nerd
The thing programming and essay writing have in common: the easier the writing is to use, the harder it is to write.
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has 78.59 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: coding, school
I had a programming problem and decided to use regular expressions to solve it. Now I have two problems.
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has 78.53 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: coding, IT, programmer
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