The best coding jokes

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define "Great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!" He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
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If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.
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has 84.34 % from 141 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, IT
Programmer. A machine that turns coffee into code.
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has 84.26 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT, programmer, work
Algorithm. Word used by programmers when they don't want to explain what they did.
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has 84.23 % from 155 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT, programmer, work
Programmer. A person who fixed a problem that you don't know you have, in a way you don't understand.
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has 83.77 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, programmer
How do two programmers make money? One writes viruses, the other anti-viruses.
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has 82.15 % from 233 votes. More jokes about: coding, IT, money, programmer
I had a programming problem and decided to use regular expressions to solve it. Now I have two problems.
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has 79.35 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: coding, IT, programmer
The code that is the hardest to debug is the code that you know cannot possibly be wrong.
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has 79.24 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT
Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? A: Because they don't C#.
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has 76.53 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: coding, IT, nerd, programmer, technology
I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.
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has 76.46 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, life
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