Q: What do you call a Democratic buffet? A: A free for all.
Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common? A: They are experts in switching positions in front of a camera.
Q: What is foreplay for a Liberal? A: Thirty minutes of begging.
Q: What happens when you cross a pig with a Democrat? A: Nothing. There are some things a pig won't do.
Q: What do you get when you cross a pilgrim with a democrat? A: A god-fearing tax collector who gives thanks for what other people have.
A Democrat walks into a doctor's office with a frog sitting on his head. The frog looks at the doctor and says, "Hey doc, can you get this wart off my ass?
A Liberal died and a friend went around collecting for a fund for his funeral. A woman was asked to donate ten dollars. "Ten dollars?" she said. "It only takes ten dollars to bury a Liberal? Here's a hundred - go bury 10 of them!"
Q: When do Democrats like the idea of a flat tax? A: After it reaches 95%
Q: How do you know that Democrats are a diverse people? A: Because they keep count of how many people they know in each racial or ethnic category.
Q: What is a Democratic Free Market? A: One that hands out slices of cheese.