The best democrat jokes

The Democrats have a lot of contenders for the presidential election in 2020. This includes Anthony Weiner and Eric Holder - we are already seeing bumper stickers that say "WEINER HOLDER 2020".
has 84.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: democrat, political, time
Q: What do you call a Democratic buffet? A: A free for all.
has 78.47 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: democrat, food, money, political
Starbucks is offering a new drink to honor Nancy Pelosi. They call it the "fullacrapuccino".
has 77.50 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: business, customer service, democrat, food, political
Q: What do you get when you cross a pilgrim with a democrat? A: A god-fearing tax collector who gives thanks for what other people have.
has 74.14 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: democrat, money, political, tax
Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common? A: They are experts in switching positions in front of a camera.
has 73.74 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: democrat, sex
Q: What happens when you cross a pig with a Democrat? A: Nothing. There are some things a pig won't do.
has 72.05 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: animal, democrat
Q: What is foreplay for a Liberal? A: Thirty minutes of begging.
has 71.76 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: democrat, time
A Liberal died and a friend went around collecting for a fund for his funeral. A woman was asked to donate ten dollars. "Ten dollars?" she said. "It only takes ten dollars to bury a Liberal? Here's a hundred - go bury 10 of them!"
has 70.72 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, democrat, funeral, money
A Democrat walks into a doctor's office with a frog sitting on his head. The frog looks at the doctor and says, "Hey doc, can you get this wart off my ass?
has 69.89 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: animal, democrat, doctor, political
Q: When do Democrats like the idea of a flat tax? A: After it reaches 95%
has 68.56 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: democrat, money, tax
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