Q: What do you call a Democratic buffet? A: A free for all.
Q: What happens when you cross a pig with a Democrat? A: Nothing. There are some things a pig won't do.
Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common? A: They are experts in switching positions in front of a camera.
A Liberal died and a friend went around collecting for a fund for his funeral. A woman was asked to donate ten dollars. "Ten dollars?" she said. "It only takes ten dollars to bury a Liberal? Here's a hundred - go bury 10 of them!"
Q: What is foreplay for a Liberal? A: Thirty minutes of begging.
A Democrat walks into a doctor's office with a frog sitting on his head. The frog looks at the doctor and says, "Hey doc, can you get this wart off my ass?
Q: What do you get when you cross a pilgrim with a democrat? A: A god-fearing tax collector who gives thanks for what other people have.
Q: What is the difference between a dogs ass and liberals? A: Nancy Pelosi won't kiss a dogs ass!
Q: What's the difference between Elvis and a smart Liberal? A: Elvis has been sighted.
If you give three liberals a light bulb what would happen? The first one would say its causing global warming. The second one would say its racist. The third one would say its not a light bulb unless Obama says let there be light.