The best democrat jokes

The Democrats have a lot of contenders for the presidential election in 2020. This includes Anthony Weiner and Eric Holder - we are already seeing bumper stickers that say "WEINER HOLDER 2020".
has 77.72 % from 165 votes. More jokes about: democrat, political, time
Q: What is foreplay for a Liberal? A: Thirty minutes of begging.
has 75.60 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: democrat, time
A Liberal died and a friend went around collecting for a fund for his funeral. A woman was asked to donate ten dollars. "Ten dollars?" she said. "It only takes ten dollars to bury a Liberal? Here's a hundred - go bury 10 of them!"
has 74.36 % from 195 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, democrat, funeral, money
Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common? A: They are experts in switching positions in front of a camera.
has 73.00 % from 193 votes. More jokes about: democrat, sex
Q: What do you call a Democratic buffet? A: A free for all.
has 71.90 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: democrat, food, money, political
Starbucks is offering a new drink to honor Nancy Pelosi. They call it the "fullacrapuccino".
has 71.69 % from 172 votes. More jokes about: business, customer service, democrat, food, political
Q: What happens when you cross a pig with a Democrat? A: Nothing. There are some things a pig won't do.
has 68.99 % from 142 votes. More jokes about: animal, democrat
A Democrat walks into a doctor's office with a frog sitting on his head. The frog looks at the doctor and says, "Hey doc, can you get this wart off my ass?
has 68.95 % from 149 votes. More jokes about: animal, democrat, doctor, political
Q: How do you know that Democrats are a diverse people? A: Because they keep count of how many people they know in each racial or ethnic category.
has 68.77 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: democrat, ethnic, political
Q: What do you get when you cross a pilgrim with a democrat? A: A god-fearing tax collector who gives thanks for what other people have.
has 67.10 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: democrat, money, political, tax
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