Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common? A: They are experts in switching positions in front of a camera.
The Democrats have a lot of contenders for the presidential election in 2020. This includes Anthony Weiner and Eric Holder - we are already seeing bumper stickers that say "WEINER HOLDER 2020".
Q: What is foreplay for a Liberal? A: Thirty minutes of begging.
Q: What happens when you cross a pig with a Democrat? A: Nothing. There are some things a pig won't do.
A Liberal died and a friend went around collecting for a fund for his funeral. A woman was asked to donate ten dollars. "Ten dollars?" she said. "It only takes ten dollars to bury a Liberal? Here's a hundred - go bury 10 of them!"
Q: What do you call a Democratic buffet? A: A free for all.
Starbucks is offering a new drink to honor Nancy Pelosi. They call it the "fullacrapuccino".
Q: How do you know that Democrats are a diverse people? A: Because they keep count of how many people they know in each racial or ethnic category.
A Democrat walks into a doctor's office with a frog sitting on his head. The frog looks at the doctor and says, "Hey doc, can you get this wart off my ass?
Q: What do you get when you cross a pilgrim with a democrat? A: A god-fearing tax collector who gives thanks for what other people have.