The best democrat jokes

Q: What do you call a Democratic buffet? A: A free for all.
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has 78.55 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: democrat, food, money, political
A true meaning of the word DEMOCRATS: Dangerous Excessive Member Of Crazy Rats
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has 73.52 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: communication, democrat, political
Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common? A: They are experts in switching positions in front of a camera.
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has 72.70 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: democrat, sex
Q: What is foreplay for a Liberal? A: Thirty minutes of begging.
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has 72.56 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: democrat, time
A Democrat walks into a doctor's office with a frog sitting on his head. The frog looks at the doctor and says, "Hey doc, can you get this wart off my ass?
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has 72.54 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: animal, democrat, doctor, political
Q: What do you get when you cross a pilgrim with a democrat? A: A god-fearing tax collector who gives thanks for what other people have.
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: democrat, money, political, tax
A Liberal died and a friend went around collecting for a fund for his funeral. A woman was asked to donate ten dollars. "Ten dollars?" she said. "It only takes ten dollars to bury a Liberal? Here's a hundred - go bury 10 of them!"
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has 69.49 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, democrat, funeral, money
Q: What happens when you cross a pig with a Democrat? A: Nothing. There are some things a pig won't do.
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has 68.81 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: animal, democrat
Q: When do Democrats like the idea of a flat tax? A: After it reaches 95%
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: democrat, money, tax
Q: How do you know that Democrats are a diverse people? A: Because they keep count of how many people they know in each racial or ethnic category.
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has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: democrat, ethnic, political
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