The best democrat jokes

The Democrats have a lot of contenders for the presidential election in 2020. This includes Anthony Weiner and Eric Holder - we are already seeing bumper stickers that say "WEINER HOLDER 2020".
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has 83.94 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: democrat, political, time
Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common? A: They are experts in switching positions in front of a camera.
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has 74.44 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: democrat, sex
Q: What do you call a Democratic buffet? A: A free for all.
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has 73.80 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: democrat, food, money, political
Q: What is foreplay for a Liberal? A: Thirty minutes of begging.
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has 73.44 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: democrat, time
Q: What happens when you cross a pig with a Democrat? A: Nothing. There are some things a pig won't do.
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has 71.95 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: animal, democrat
A Liberal died and a friend went around collecting for a fund for his funeral. A woman was asked to donate ten dollars. "Ten dollars?" she said. "It only takes ten dollars to bury a Liberal? Here's a hundred - go bury 10 of them!"
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has 71.93 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, democrat, funeral, money
Starbucks is offering a new drink to honor Nancy Pelosi. They call it the "fullacrapuccino".
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has 71.12 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: business, customer service, democrat, food, political
Q: When do Democrats like the idea of a flat tax? A: After it reaches 95%
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has 70.02 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: democrat, money, tax
Q: What do you get when you cross a pilgrim with a democrat? A: A god-fearing tax collector who gives thanks for what other people have.
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has 67.89 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: democrat, money, political, tax
A Democrat walks into a doctor's office with a frog sitting on his head. The frog looks at the doctor and says, "Hey doc, can you get this wart off my ass?
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has 66.01 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: animal, democrat, doctor, political
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