The best light bulb jokes

What did the light bulb say to the switch? You turn me on.
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has 84.80 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: flirt, light bulb
Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, that's a hardware problem.
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has 83.59 % from 363 votes. More jokes about: IT, light bulb, programmer
Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off." The man replies, "And how would you do that?" The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling. The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?" The woman replies, "I'm a light bulb." The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off." The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?" The man says, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark."
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has 82.13 % from 283 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, men, work
Q: What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? A: You can unscrew a light bulb.
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has 81.11 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: life, light bulb, women
How many lawyers dose it take to change a light bulb? 3, 1 to climb the ladder, 1 to shake it, and 1 to sue the ladder company.
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has 78.87 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: lawyer, light bulb
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? A: "How many can you afford?"
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has 77.20 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: lawyer, light bulb, money
Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One. Men will screw anything.
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has 77.03 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, men
Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, but the lightbulb must really want to change.
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has 76.80 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: doctor, light bulb
Q: How many Object Oriented programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they send it a message, and it changes itself.
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has 74.73 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: IT, light bulb, programmer
Q: How many corporate attorneys does it take to change a light bulb? A: Who knows, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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has 74.14 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: business, lawyer, light bulb, money
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