The best light bulb jokes

Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, that's a hardware problem.
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has 83.96 % from 337 votes. More jokes about: IT, light bulb, programmer
Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off." The man replies, "And how would you do that?" The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling. The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?" The woman replies, "I'm a light bulb." The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off." The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?" The man says, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark."
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has 82.56 % from 258 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, men, work
Q: What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? A: You can unscrew a light bulb.
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has 78.59 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: life, light bulb, women
How many lawyers dose it take to change a light bulb? 3, 1 to climb the ladder, 1 to shake it, and 1 to sue the ladder company.
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has 78.13 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: lawyer, light bulb
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? A: "How many can you afford?"
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has 74.72 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: lawyer, light bulb, money
Q: How many corporate attorneys does it take to change a light bulb? A: Who knows, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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has 74.21 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: business, lawyer, light bulb, money
Q: How many Object Oriented programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they send it a message, and it changes itself.
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has 73.68 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: IT, light bulb, programmer
Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One. Men will screw anything.
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has 73.44 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, men
Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, but the lightbulb must really want to change.
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has 72.56 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: doctor, light bulb
Q: How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape the job so fundamentalists won't claim that god did it.
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has 72.31 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: atheist, god, light bulb, work
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