The best light bulb jokes

Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, that's a hardware problem.
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has 83.45 % from 360 votes. More jokes about: IT, light bulb, programmer
Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off." The man replies, "And how would you do that?" The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling. The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?" The woman replies, "I'm a light bulb." The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off." The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?" The man says, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark."
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has 82.39 % from 281 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, men, work
Q: What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? A: You can unscrew a light bulb.
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has 79.93 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: life, light bulb, women
How many lawyers dose it take to change a light bulb? 3, 1 to climb the ladder, 1 to shake it, and 1 to sue the ladder company.
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has 78.22 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: lawyer, light bulb
Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One. Men will screw anything.
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has 77.47 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, men
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? A: "How many can you afford?"
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has 76.27 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: lawyer, light bulb, money
Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, but the lightbulb must really want to change.
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has 76.06 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: doctor, light bulb
Q: How many Object Oriented programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they send it a message, and it changes itself.
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has 74.73 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: IT, light bulb, programmer
Q: How many corporate attorneys does it take to change a light bulb? A: Who knows, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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has 73.48 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: business, lawyer, light bulb, money
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Dude, the light bulb was cooler before it changed.
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has 71.43 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: hipster, light bulb
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