Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, that's a hardware problem.
Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off." The man replies, "And how would you do that?" The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling. The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?" The woman replies, "I'm a light bulb." The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off." The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?" The man says, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark."
How many lawyers dose it take to change a light bulb? 3, 1 to climb the ladder, 1 to shake it, and 1 to sue the ladder company.
Q: Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips? A: From trying to blow out light bulbs.
Q: What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? A: You can unscrew a light bulb.
Q: How many University Graduates does it take to change a light bulb? A: One, but it may take up to seven years!
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black.
Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The lights out, how can u count them?
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: You wouldn't know, it's kind of an obscure number.
Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, they just declare darkness the standard!