The best light bulb jokes

Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, that's a hardware problem.
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has 84.15 % from 313 votes. More jokes about: IT, light bulb, programmer
Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off." The man replies, "And how would you do that?" The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling. The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?" The woman replies, "I'm a light bulb." The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off." The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?" The man says, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark."
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has 81.59 % from 244 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, men, work
Q: What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? A: You can unscrew a light bulb.
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has 77.23 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: life, light bulb, women
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? A: "How many can you afford?"
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has 75.62 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: lawyer, light bulb, money
How many lawyers dose it take to change a light bulb? 3, 1 to climb the ladder, 1 to shake it, and 1 to sue the ladder company.
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has 74.72 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: lawyer, light bulb
Q: How many corporate attorneys does it take to change a light bulb? A: Who knows, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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has 74.43 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: business, lawyer, light bulb, money
Q: How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None because they screw each other the dirty fucks.
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has 72.71 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay, light bulb
Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The lights out, how can u count them?
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has 72.21 % from 1286 votes. More jokes about: black people, light bulb
Q: How many Object Oriented programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they send it a message, and it changes itself.
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has 71.97 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: IT, light bulb, programmer
Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One. Men will screw anything.
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has 71.52 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, men
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