The best athlete jokes

An elderly patient needs a heart transplant and discusses his options with his doctor. The doctor says, ‘We have three possible donors. One is a young, healthy athlete. The second is a middleaged businessman who never drank or smoked, and the third is an attorney who just died after practising law for 30 years.’ ‘I’ll take the lawyer’s heart,’ says the patient. ‘Why?’ asks the doctor. The patient replies, ‘It’s never been used.’
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has 82.68 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: athlete, business, lawyer
Who was the fastest runner? Adam. He was first in the human race.
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has 77.37 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: athlete, life
Peter: Why was the Olympian not able to listen to music? Matthew: Why? Peter: Because he broke the record!
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has 72.77 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: athlete, music, sport
"I have the body of an athlete." "Better give it back. You're getting it out of shape."
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: athlete
Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get? A: Mistle-toes!
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has 57.83 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: athlete, Christmas, elf
Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards? A: She wanted to gain weight!
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has 53.07 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: athlete, blonde, fat, stupid
Why did the bald man take up running? To get some fresh 'air.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: athlete
The ladies say I'm like Usain Bolt in the bedroom... I usually wear a yellow and green vest.
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: athlete, sex, women
You're not alone. Sometimes, even Usain Bolt feels like he's running in circles.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: athlete
Jamaica has named Usain Bolt its Sportsman of the Year. In related news, the island has also made Michael Phelps an honorary citizen.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: athlete, celebrity, ethnic, sport
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