The best athlete jokes

An elderly patient needs a heart transplant and discusses his options with his doctor. The doctor says, ‘We have three possible donors. One is a young, healthy athlete. The second is a middleaged businessman who never drank or smoked, and the third is an attorney who just died after practising law for 30 years.’ ‘I’ll take the lawyer’s heart,’ says the patient. ‘Why?’ asks the doctor. The patient replies, ‘It’s never been used.’
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has 81.71 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: athlete, business, lawyer
Who was the fastest runner? Adam. He was first in the human race.
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has 76.80 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: athlete, life
Peter: Why was the Olympian not able to listen to music? Matthew: Why? Peter: Because he broke the record!
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has 72.77 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: athlete, music, sport
"I have the body of an athlete." "Better give it back. You're getting it out of shape."
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: athlete
Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get? A: Mistle-toes!
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has 57.10 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: athlete, Christmas, elf
Why did the bald man take up running? To get some fresh 'air.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: athlete
Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards? A: She wanted to gain weight!
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has 53.07 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: athlete, blonde, fat, stupid
The ladies say I'm like Usain Bolt in the bedroom... I usually wear a yellow and green vest.
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: athlete, sex, women
Jamaica has named Usain Bolt its Sportsman of the Year. In related news, the island has also made Michael Phelps an honorary citizen.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: athlete, celebrity, ethnic, sport
Did you hear about the hopeless athlete? He ran a bath and came in second.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: athlete, time
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