The best athlete jokes

An elderly patient needs a heart transplant and discusses his options with his doctor. The doctor says, ‘We have three possible donors. One is a young, healthy athlete. The second is a middleaged businessman who never drank or smoked, and the third is an attorney who just died after practising law for 30 years.’ ‘I’ll take the lawyer’s heart,’ says the patient. ‘Why?’ asks the doctor. The patient replies, ‘It’s never been used.’
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has 82.28 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: athlete, business, lawyer
Who was the fastest runner? Adam. He was first in the human race.
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has 76.11 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: athlete, life
Peter: Why was the Olympian not able to listen to music? Matthew: Why? Peter: Because he broke the record!
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has 72.77 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: athlete, music, sport
"I have the body of an athlete." "Better give it back. You're getting it out of shape."
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: athlete
Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards? A: She wanted to gain weight!
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has 57.92 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: athlete, blonde, fat, stupid
You're not alone. Sometimes, even Usain Bolt feels like he's running in circles.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: athlete
Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get? A: Mistle-toes!
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has 56.16 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: athlete, Christmas, elf
Two girl sprinters are training for the 100 metres race. One says to the other: "You won't believe this, but I've just run 100 metres in 10 seconds." The other says: "But that's impossible, that's the world record." So the other says: "Ah hah, but I took a short cut."
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has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: athlete, time
Jamaica has named Usain Bolt its Sportsman of the Year. In related news, the island has also made Michael Phelps an honorary citizen.
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: athlete, celebrity, ethnic, sport
Why did the bald man take up running? To get some fresh 'air.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: athlete
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