The best athlete jokes

An elderly patient needs a heart transplant and discusses his options with his doctor. The doctor says, ‘We have three possible donors. One is a young, healthy athlete. The second is a middleaged businessman who never drank or smoked, and the third is an attorney who just died after practising law for 30 years.’ ‘I’ll take the lawyer’s heart,’ says the patient. ‘Why?’ asks the doctor. The patient replies, ‘It’s never been used.’
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has 81.19 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: athlete, business, lawyer
Who was the fastest runner? Adam. He was first in the human race.
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has 78.87 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: athlete, life
Peter: Why was the Olympian not able to listen to music? Matthew: Why? Peter: Because he broke the record!
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has 74.78 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: athlete, music, sport
"I have the body of an athlete." "Better give it back. You're getting it out of shape."
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: athlete
Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get? A: Mistle-toes!
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has 58.32 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: athlete, Christmas, elf
Usain Bolt is so fast I saw a Cheetah giving him a High 5.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, athlete
Did you hear about the hopeless athlete? He ran a bath and came in second.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: athlete, time
Why did the bald man take up running? To get some fresh 'air.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: athlete
Two girl sprinters are training for the 100 metres race. One says to the other: "You won't believe this, but I've just run 100 metres in 10 seconds." The other says: "But that's impossible, that's the world record." So the other says: "Ah hah, but I took a short cut."
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: athlete, time
Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards? A: She wanted to gain weight!
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has 50.29 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: athlete, blonde, fat, stupid
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