The best athlete jokes

Who was the fastest runner? Adam. He was first in the human race.
Vote: has 78.53 % from 25 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: athlete, life
An elderly patient needs a heart transplant and discusses his options with his doctor. The doctor says, ‘We have three possible donors. One is a young, healthy athlete. The second is a middleaged businessman who never drank or smoked, and the third is an attorney who just died after practising law for 30 years.’ ‘I’ll take the lawyer’s heart,’ says the patient. ‘Why?’ asks the doctor. The patient replies, ‘It’s never been used.’
Vote: has 77.51 % from 17 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: athlete, business, lawyer
Light was heard saying to his son, "Keep practicing and one day you will be faster than the speed of Usain."
Vote: has 71.85 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: athlete, kids
Usain Bolt is so fast I saw a Cheetah giving him a High 5.
Vote: has 71.85 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, athlete
Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards? A: She wanted to gain weight!
Vote: has 70.01 % from 17 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: athlete, blonde, fat, stupid
Why did the bald man take up running? To get some fresh 'air.
Vote: has 69.96 % from 12 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: athlete
Did you hear about the hopeless athlete? He ran a bath and came in second.
Vote: has 69.96 % from 12 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: athlete, time
Oh, you play racquetball? You must be extremely athletic.
Vote: has 69.96 % from 12 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: athlete, mean, sport
Two girl sprinters are training for the 100 metres race. One says to the other: "You won't believe this, but I've just run 100 metres in 10 seconds." The other says: "But that's impossible, that's the world record." So the other says: "Ah hah, but I took a short cut."
Vote: has 68.45 % from 16 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: athlete, time
Peter: Why was the Olympian not able to listen to music? Matthew: Why? Peter: Because he broke the record!
Vote: has 68.45 % from 16 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: athlete, music, sport