The best athlete jokes

An elderly patient needs a heart transplant and discusses his options with his doctor. The doctor says, ‘We have three possible donors. One is a young, healthy athlete. The second is a middleaged businessman who never drank or smoked, and the third is an attorney who just died after practising law for 30 years.’ ‘I’ll take the lawyer’s heart,’ says the patient. ‘Why?’ asks the doctor. The patient replies, ‘It’s never been used.’
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has 81.71 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: athlete, business, lawyer
Who was the fastest runner? Adam. He was first in the human race.
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has 76.80 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: athlete, life
Peter: Why was the Olympian not able to listen to music? Matthew: Why? Peter: Because he broke the record!
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has 72.77 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: athlete, music, sport
"I have the body of an athlete." "Better give it back. You're getting it out of shape."
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: athlete
Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get? A: Mistle-toes!
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has 57.81 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: athlete, Christmas, elf
Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards? A: She wanted to gain weight!
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has 53.07 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: athlete, blonde, fat, stupid
The ladies say I'm like Usain Bolt in the bedroom... I usually wear a yellow and green vest.
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: athlete, sex, women
Did you hear about the hopeless athlete? He ran a bath and came in second.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: athlete, time
Usain Bolt is so fast I saw a Cheetah giving him a High 5.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, athlete
Why did the bald man take up running? To get some fresh 'air.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: athlete
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