The best athlete jokes

An elderly patient needs a heart transplant and discusses his options with his doctor. The doctor says, ‘We have three possible donors. One is a young, healthy athlete. The second is a middleaged businessman who never drank or smoked, and the third is an attorney who just died after practising law for 30 years.’ ‘I’ll take the lawyer’s heart,’ says the patient. ‘Why?’ asks the doctor. The patient replies, ‘It’s never been used.’
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has 84.80 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: athlete, business, lawyer
Who was the fastest runner? Adam. He was first in the human race.
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has 75.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: athlete, life
Peter: Why was the Olympian not able to listen to music? Matthew: Why? Peter: Because he broke the record!
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has 72.56 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: athlete, music, sport
The ladies say I'm like Usain Bolt in the bedroom... I usually wear a yellow and green vest.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: athlete, sex, women
Two girl sprinters are training for the 100 metres race. One says to the other: "You won't believe this, but I've just run 100 metres in 10 seconds." The other says: "But that's impossible, that's the world record." So the other says: "Ah hah, but I took a short cut."
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: athlete, time
Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards? A: She wanted to gain weight!
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has 60.75 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: athlete, blonde, fat, stupid
You're not alone. Sometimes, even Usain Bolt feels like he's running in circles.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: athlete
"I have the body of an athlete." "Better give it back. You're getting it out of shape."
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: athlete
Did you hear about the hopeless athlete? He ran a bath and came in second.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: athlete, time
Usain Bolt is so fast I saw a Cheetah giving him a High 5.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, athlete
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