"Dad, your Father's Day gift is another year of not having to pay for my wedding."
Mothers have Mother's Day and fathers have Father's Day. What do single guys have? Palm Sunday.
Father's Day always worried James. He was afraid that he will get a gift he can't afford.
By tradition, fathers wear a red flower on Father's Day, if their father is alive and a white flower if he's dead. And if they have a nagging wife and a house full of screaming kids, they wear a pink flower - which means they are living but wish they were dead.
What is the perfect Father's Day gift? Taking your Mom away on a vacation with you.
"I can't wait for Father's Day" said no man ever.
Happy Father's Day! I got you a present but if you want to get technical then technically you bought it. By the way, can I borrow $20?
Happy Father's Day to someone who knew long before me that all the boys I brought home were jerks.
Q: What is the most confusing day in Harlem? A: Father's Day.
Happy Father's Day to the only person on the planet still willing to employ me.
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