By tradition, fathers wear a red flower on Father's Day, if their father is alive and a white flower if he's dead.
And if they have a nagging wife and a house full of screaming kids, they wear a pink flower - which means they are living but wish they were dead.
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Father's Day always worried James.
He was afraid that he will get a gift he can't afford.
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Mothers have Mother's Day and fathers have Father's Day.
What do single guys have?
Palm Sunday.
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Q: What is the most confusing day in Harlem?
A: Father's Day.
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Happy Father's Day!
I got you a present but if you want to get technical then technically you bought it.
By the way, can I borrow $20?
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Happy Father's Day to a dad who was smart enough to teach me how to mow the lawn so he would't have to.
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"Dad, your Father's Day gift is another year of not having to pay for my wedding."
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"I can't wait for Father's Day" said no man ever.
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What is the perfect Father's Day gift?
Taking your Mom away on a vacation with you.
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Happy Father's Day to someone who knew long before me that all the boys I brought home were jerks.
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