The best Fathers day jokes

"Dad, your Father's Day gift is another year of not having to pay for my wedding."
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has 78.03 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Fathers day, kids, money, wedding
By tradition, fathers wear a red flower on Father's Day, if their father is alive and a white flower if he's dead. And if they have a nagging wife and a house full of screaming kids, they wear a pink flower - which means they are living but wish they were dead.
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has 76.74 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: dad, death, Fathers day, life
Happy Father's Day! I got you a present but if you want to get technical then technically you bought it. By the way, can I borrow $20?
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has 72.56 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Fathers day, kids, money
Father's Day always worried James. He was afraid that he will get a gift he can't afford.
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has 70.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Fathers day, money
Mothers have Mother's Day and fathers have Father's Day. What do single guys have? Palm Sunday.
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has 69.84 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: Fathers day, sex, single
Happy Father's Day to a dad who was smart enough to teach me how to mow the lawn so he would't have to.
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Fathers day, kids, teacher, work
Q: What is the most confusing day in Harlem? A: Father's Day.
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has 67.52 % from 470 votes. More jokes about: black people, Fathers day, kids, sex
What is the perfect Father's Day gift? Taking your Mom away on a vacation with you.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: family, Fathers day, holiday
"I can't wait for Father's Day" said no man ever.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Fathers day, men
Happy Father's Day to someone who knew long before me that all the boys I brought home were jerks.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Fathers day, kids, love
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