Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a toilet?
A: The toilet smells good when it gets cleaned.
An elderly black man goes to see his doctor for help with his sexual performance issues.
The doctor explains that Viagra isn't going to work this time.
The man goes back to the doctor a month later for a follow-up.
This time he is wearing a new tuxedo, shined shoes, and a top-hat.
The doctor is impressed and asks what the occasion is.
The old man says, "If I'm gonna be impotent I'm gonna look impotent!"
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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese
You will never see a car worth over $10,000 with an Obama sticker on the back.
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