Outgoing e-mails have tobacco stains on them.
How did the blonde burn her nose?
Bobbing for chips.
Q: What's the best thing about a blowjob from an Ethiopian?
A: You know they'll swallow.
Q: How many Ethiopians can you fit into a telephone booth?
A: All of them.
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Q. What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
A. They both live off dead Beatles.
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Q: How do u call an gay Indian guy.
A: Indi-anus
How do you kill half of Ethiopia?
Throw a piece of bread off a cliff.
How do you kill the other half?
Tell them it still has not been eaten.
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Q: Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
A: Neither have they...
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An Indian soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass.
The CO says "Are you crazy?
You just join the Indian army, and you already want a 3-day pass?
You must do something spectacular for that recognition!"
So the soldier comes back a day later in a Pakistani tank!
The CO was so impressed, he asked "How did you do it?"
"Well, I jumped in a tank, and went toward the Border.
As I saw a Pakistani tank. I put my white flag up, the Pakistani tank put his white flag up.
I said to the Pakistani soldier, "Do you want to get a three-day pass? So we exchanged tanks!"