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Q: What do you call a computer expert? A: A control-alt-elite.
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has 9.11 % from 343 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, work
How about we march into your red zone and I'll split the uprights? High five!
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has 9.09 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: sport
Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?
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has 8.97 % from 176 votes. More jokes about: blonde, food, stupid, time
How is a blond with makeup called? Simpleminded picture.
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has 8.89 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Outgoing e-mails have tobacco stains on them.
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has 8.72 % from 143 votes. More jokes about: IT
How did the blonde burn her nose? Bobbing for chips.
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has 8.64 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: What's the best thing about a blowjob from an Ethiopian? A: You know they'll swallow.
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has 7.89 % from 485 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: How many Ethiopians can you fit into a telephone booth? A: All of them.
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has 7.89 % from 429 votes. More jokes about: black humor, phone, racist
Q. What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common? A. They both live off dead Beatles.
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has 6.87 % from 390 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, music
Q: How do u call an gay Indian guy. A: Indi-anus
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has 6.58 % from 635 votes. More jokes about: dirty, ethnic, gay, racist
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