The best accountant jokes

It's 4:04. Do you know where your auditor is?
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: accountant, time
A wife to her husband as they watch their young son playing: "He's such a sensitive child. Let's wait until he's older before we tell him you're an accountant."
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: accountant, age, husband, kids, wife