The best accountant jokes

Q: Why does Santa have an accountant in the USA? A: So he can avoid Gift Taxes.
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Q: What do you call a group financial controller who's lost his job? A: Bob.
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Q: What do you call a trial balance that doesn't balance? A: A late night.
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A wife to her husband as they watch their young son playing: "He's such a sensitive child. Let's wait until he's older before we tell him you're an accountant."
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It's 4:04. Do you know where your auditor is?
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