The best accountant jokes

Some American academics, discussing the Six Day War with an Israeli general, were eager to know how it had ended so quickly. The general told them, "We had a crack regiment at the most sensitive front. It was made entirely of lawyers and accountants. When the time came to charge - boy, did they know how to charge!"
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has 60.65 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: accountant, college, ethnic, money, war
How does Santa's accountant value his sleigh? Net Present Value.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: accountant, money, Santa
An old man was accounting manager in a company. Every day when he was coming to office, at his desk, he was opening the drawer, seeing something in it very carefully, then he was closing the drawer back. After twenty years of work at the same position, one day he died. After his funeral, his colleagues came to his office to check out what was in his drawer, they opened the drawer, in a piece of paper very bold it was written "Debit Left, Credit Right"
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: accountant, funeral, old people, time, work
Q: What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet? A: Lost.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: accountant, IT, technology, work
Q: How do tax accountants make a bold fashion statement? A: Wear their dark grey socks instead of the light grey.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: accountant, beauty, tax
Q: Why does Santa have an accountant in the USA? A: So he can avoid Gift Taxes.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: accountant, geography, money, Santa, tax
Q: What do actuaries do to liven up their office party? A: Invite an accountant.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: accountant, office, party
Q: What do you call a trial balance that doesn't balance? A: A late night.
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has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: accountant, time
Q: What do you call a group financial controller who's lost his job? A: Bob.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: accountant, money, work
A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant. The detective tells him that he needs a description and asks a few questions. "Was he tall or was he short?" The businessman replies, "Both!"
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: accountant, business, communication
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