The best accountant jokes

Q: Why accountants don't read novels? A: Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.
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has 62.04 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: accountant, math, nerd
Some American academics, discussing the Six Day War with an Israeli general, were eager to know how it had ended so quickly. The general told them, "We had a crack regiment at the most sensitive front. It was made entirely of lawyers and accountants. When the time came to charge - boy, did they know how to charge!"
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has 61.59 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: accountant, college, ethnic, money, war
How does Santa's accountant value his sleigh? Net Present Value.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: accountant, money, Santa
Q: How do tax accountants make a bold fashion statement? A: Wear their dark grey socks instead of the light grey.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: accountant, beauty, tax
Q: What do you call a group financial controller who's lost his job? A: Bob.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: accountant, money, work
Q: What's a shy and retiring accountant? A: An accountant who is half a million shy and that's why he's retiring.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: accountant, money, old people, work
A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant. The detective tells him that he needs a description and asks a few questions. "Was he tall or was he short?" The businessman replies, "Both!"
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: accountant, business, communication
Q: What do actuaries do to liven up their office party? A: Invite an accountant.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: accountant, office, party
Q: Why does Santa have an accountant in the USA? A: So he can avoid Gift Taxes.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: accountant, geography, money, Santa, tax
Q: What do you call a trial balance that doesn't balance? A: A late night.
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: accountant, time
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