The best accountant jokes

Q: Who was the first accountant? A: Adam. He got interested in figures, turned the first leaf, made the first entry lost interest after withdrawal, buggered up the monthly accounts and raised the first liability.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: accountant, money, work
Why are accountants always so calm, composed, and methodical? They have strong internal controls.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: accountant, work
A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant. The detective tells him that he needs a description and asks a few questions. "Was he tall or was he short?" The businessman replies, "Both!"
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: accountant, business, communication
Q: How do tax accountants make a bold fashion statement? A: Wear their dark grey socks instead of the light grey.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: accountant, beauty, tax
Q: Why accountants don't read novels? A: Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.
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has 61.37 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: accountant, math, nerd
Q: What do you call a group financial controller who's lost his job? A: Bob.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: accountant, money, work
Q: What's a shy and retiring accountant? A: An accountant who is half a million shy and that's why he's retiring.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: accountant, money, old people, work
Q: What do actuaries do to liven up their office party? A: Invite an accountant.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: accountant, office, party
Q: What do you call a trial balance that doesn't balance? A: A late night.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: accountant, time
Q: Why does Santa have an accountant in the USA? A: So he can avoid Gift Taxes.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: accountant, geography, money, Santa, tax
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