The best age jokes

Yo mamma so old she pre-order the bible.
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has 75.90 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: age, bible, insulting, Yo mama
Q: Did you hear about the redneck who passed away and left everything to his beloved widow? A: She can't touch it till she's fourteen.
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has 75.90 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: age, death, redneck, wife
Two girls take a walk on a hot summer day. They see an old lady sitting in front of her house eating watermelon. They notice she isn't wearing any panties. "Is it cooler without panties?" they ask. She says, "I don't know if it's cooler, but it sure keeps the flies off the watermelon."
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has 75.81 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: age, disgusting, food
Q: What do you call a redneck virgin? A: A 7 year old that can run faster than her brothers.
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has 75.33 % from 212 votes. More jokes about: age, racist, redneck
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner “Mom & Pop” grocery store picking out a pretty good size box of laundry detergent. The grocer walked over and, trying to be friendly, asked the boy if he had a lot of laundry to do. “Oh, no laundry,” the boy said. “I’m going to wash my dog.” “But you shouldn’t use this to wash your dog. It’s very powerful and if you wash your dog in this, he’ll get sick. In fact, it might even kill him.” But the boy was not to be stopped and carried the detergent to the counter and paid for it, even as the grocer still tried to talk him out of washing his dog. About a week later the boy was back in the store to buy some candy. The grocer asked the boy how his dog was doing. “Oh, he died,” the boy said. The grocer, trying not to be an I-told-you-so, said he was sorry the dog died but added, “I tried to tell you not to use that detergent on your dog.” “Well,” the boy replied, “I don’t think it was the detergent that killed him.” “Oh, what was it then?” “I think it was the spin cycle.”
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has 75.27 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: age, death, dog, kids
Baby Rabbit: "Mommy, where did I come from?" Mother Rabbit: "I ll tell you when you re older." Baby Rabbit: "Oh, Mommy, please, tell me now." Mother Rabbit: "If you must know, you were pulled from a magician's hat."
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has 75.27 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: age, animal
The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
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has 74.97 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris
My aunt died, God bless her, at a ripe old age of 104. We called her Aunt Tique.
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has 74.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, communication, death, family
This older Jewish man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to receive the anesthesia he asked to speak to his son. "Yes Dad, what is it?" "Don’t be nervous, son, do your best and just remember, if it doesn’t go well, if something happens to me… your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife…"
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has 74.57 % from 326 votes. More jokes about: age, dad, doctor, jewish, life
Man visits India and meets an old man in the town square who is renowned for his elephantine memory. He asks the old man what he had for breakfast on the same day 15 years back. "Eggs," replies the old man, the man scoffs at this saying everyone has eggs for breakfast and walks away. Ten years later he returns to India and sees the same old man on the same spot, goes to him and asks, "How?" The old man takes one look at his face and replies, "Scrambled."
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has 74.45 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: age, elephant, football, geography, memory