The best birthday jokes

What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday? A dead puppy!
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has 31.98 % from 132 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black humor, dead baby, dog, morbid
Went to a Muslim birthday party the other day. It was great fun, we blew up a bouncy castle and then had a really intense game of pass the parcel.
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has 28.80 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black humor, party, religious
Yo mama is too black like she was born in a burning hospital.
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has 18.25 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black people, hospital, racist, Yo mama
What do you give Mikey for his 18th birthday? A 90 year old woman, because Mikey will eat anything.
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has 17.25 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: age, birthday, disgusting, women