The best birthday jokes

Q: What is your date of birth? A: December 30th. Q: What year? A: Every year
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has 27.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: age, birthday
Went to a Muslim birthday party the other day. It was great fun, we blew up a bouncy castle and then had a really intense game of pass the parcel.
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has 24.77 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black humor, party, religious
Yo mama is too black like she was born in a burning hospital.
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has 21.25 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black people, hospital, racist, Yo mama
What do you give Mikey for his 18th birthday? A 90 year old woman, because Mikey will eat anything.
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has 17.54 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: age, birthday, disgusting, women