The best birthday jokes

Went to a Muslim birthday party the other day. It was great fun, we blew up a bouncy castle and then had a really intense game of pass the parcel.
Vote:
has 24.97 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black humor, party, religious
Yo mama is too black like she was born in a burning hospital.
Vote:
has 21.55 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black people, hospital, racist, Yo mama
What do you give Mikey for his 18th birthday? A 90 year old woman, because Mikey will eat anything.
Vote:
has 16.75 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: age, birthday, disgusting, women