The best birthday jokes

Went to a Muslim birthday party the other day. It was great fun, we blew up a bouncy castle and then had a really intense game of pass the parcel.
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What do you give Mikey for his 18th birthday? A 90 year old woman, because Mikey will eat anything.
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has 16.22 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: age, birthday, disgusting, women