Q: What is your date of birth? A: December 30th. Q: What year? A: Every year
Went to a Muslim birthday party the other day. It was great fun, we blew up a bouncy castle and then had a really intense game of pass the parcel.
Yo mama is too black like she was born in a burning hospital.
What do you give Mikey for his 18th birthday? A 90 year old woman, because Mikey will eat anything.