The best birthday jokes

Yo mama is too black like she was born in a burning hospital.
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has 21.85 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black people, hospital, racist, Yo mama
What do you give Mikey for his 18th birthday? A 90 year old woman, because Mikey will eat anything.
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has 16.75 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: age, birthday, disgusting, women