Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
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Went to a Muslim birthday party the other day.
It was great fun, we blew up a bouncy castle and then had a really intense game of pass the parcel.
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Yo mama is too black like she was born in a burning hospital.
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What do you give Mikey for his 18th birthday?
A 90 year old woman, because Mikey will eat anything.
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