The best birthday jokes

Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: birthday, Chuck Norris, god
First boy: "Are you having a party for your birthday?" Second boy: "No, I'm having a witch do." First boy: "What's a witch do?" Second boy: "She flies around on a broomstick casting spells."
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has 47.46 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: birthday, kids, party
What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties? "Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo."
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, birthday, music
Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: birthday, Chuck Norris
The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep. "Excuse me for disturbing you, ma'am," he said politely, "but I pass your house every morning on my way to work, and I've noticed that every day you appear to be hitting your son on the head with a loaf of bread." "That's right." "Every day you hit him on the head with a loaf of bread, and yet this morning you were beating him with a chocolate cake." "Well, today is his birthday."
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has 46.11 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: birthday, chocolate, food, kids, mean
Three mischievous old Grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. When an old Grandpa walked by. And one of the old Grandmas yelled out saying, “We bet we can tell exactly how old you are.” The old man said, “There is no way you can guess it, you old fools.” One of the old Grandmas said, “Sure we can! Just drop your pants and under shorts and we can tell your exact age.” Embarrassed just a little, but anxious to prove they couldn’t do it, he dropped his drawers. The Grandmas asked him to first turn around a couple of times and to jump up and down several times. Then they all piped up and said, “You’re 87 years old!” Standing with his pants down around his ankles, the old gent asked, “How in the world did you guess?” Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, the three old ladies happily yelled in unison… “We were at your birthday party yesterday!”
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: age, birthday, old people, party
What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday? A dead puppy!
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has 34.44 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black humor, dead baby, dog, morbid
Yo mama is too black like she was born in a burning hospital.
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has 28.23 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black people, hospital, racist, Yo mama
Went to a Muslim birthday party the other day. It was great fun, we blew up a bouncy castle and then had a really intense game of pass the parcel.
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has 27.30 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black humor, party, religious
Q: What is your date of birth? A: December 30th. Q: What year? A: Every year
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has 26.16 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: age, birthday
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