The best black people jokes

Q: Why do cops arrest black people? A: Because monkeys belong in cages.
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has 19.80 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, cop, prison
Q: What do you call a bunch of black people together... A: A pack of Gorillas.
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has 19.79 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
What’s the difference between a nigger and a white man? As much as you see with your eyes!
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has 18.67 % from 203 votes. More jokes about: black people, white people
In the metro an old lady apostrophizes a nigger who was sitting calm in a seat: In my country, the ladies stay on the sits, and young boys like you stay in their feet! In my country, Africa, the boys stay in the middle of the fire, and the ladies stay in the kettles, boiling.
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has 18.11 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: black people, old people, travel
What's black and red, wears high top Reeboks and cant go through a revolving door? A nigger with a spear through his head.
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has 16.70 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people
Q: What do you call a hairy black? A: A monkey.
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has 16.47 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
What does it mean when a nigger climbs up into a tree? A nigger less on the earth. But when two niggers climb up into a tree? Two niggers less on the earth. But when tree niggers climb up into a tree? The branch breaks!
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has 16.44 % from 160 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: Why do black women lose their hair at an early age? A: From all of the hair pulling during rape.
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has 16.44 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: age, black people, dirty, sex, women
Q: Why do niggers wear those big wide brim hats? A: To keep the birds from shitting on their lips.
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has 16.06 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: Why didn't Republicans save any of the black New Orleans residents from the flooding of Hurricane Katrina? A: They were busy trying to get two of each animal for their ark first and couldn't catch that damned roadrunner.
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has 12.85 % from 224 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, republican
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