Q: How do u know a black person has been in your house? A: Everything has gone.
Q: What do you buy at a black guys garage sale? A: Your shit back.
In the metro an old lady apostrophizes a nigger who was sitting calm in a seat: In my country, the ladies stay on the sits, and young boys like you stay in their feet! In my country, Africa, the boys stay in the middle of the fire, and the ladies stay in the kettles, boiling.
Q: Why do black women lose their hair at an early age? A: From all of the hair pulling during rape.
What’s the difference between a nigger and a white man? As much as you see with your eyes!
What does it mean when a nigger climbs up into a tree? A nigger less on the earth. But when two niggers climb up into a tree? Two niggers less on the earth. But when tree niggers climb up into a tree? The branch breaks!
What's black and red, wears high top Reeboks and cant go through a revolving door? A nigger with a spear through his head.
Q: What do you call a hairy black? A: A monkey.
Q: What do you call a bunch of black people together... A: A pack of Gorillas.
Q: Why didn't Republicans save any of the black New Orleans residents from the flooding of Hurricane Katrina? A: They were busy trying to get two of each animal for their ark first and couldn't catch that damned roadrunner.