The best black people jokes

Q: Why do white people scare black people? A: Cause they always try kill your ass.
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has 19.44 % from 136 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, racist, white people
Q: What do you call a hairy black? A: A monkey.
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has 19.31 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
In the metro an old lady apostrophizes a nigger who was sitting calm in a seat: In my country, the ladies stay on the sits, and young boys like you stay in their feet! In my country, Africa, the boys stay in the middle of the fire, and the ladies stay in the kettles, boiling.
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has 18.62 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: black people, old people, travel
Q: Why are black people, pirates? A: Because they go nigarrr.
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has 18.62 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: black people, pirate, racist
What's black and red, wears high top Reeboks and cant go through a revolving door? A nigger with a spear through his head.
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has 18.14 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people
What’s the difference between a nigger and a white man? As much as you see with your eyes!
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has 18.03 % from 210 votes. More jokes about: black people, white people
Q: Why do black women lose their hair at an early age? A: From all of the hair pulling during rape.
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has 17.33 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: age, black people, dirty, sex, women
Q: Why do niggers wear those big wide brim hats? A: To keep the birds from shitting on their lips.
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has 16.92 % from 130 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
What does it mean when a nigger climbs up into a tree? A nigger less on the earth. But when two niggers climb up into a tree? Two niggers less on the earth. But when tree niggers climb up into a tree? The branch breaks!
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has 16.44 % from 160 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: Why didn't Republicans save any of the black New Orleans residents from the flooding of Hurricane Katrina? A: They were busy trying to get two of each animal for their ark first and couldn't catch that damned roadrunner.
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has 13.68 % from 230 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, republican
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