What does it mean when a nigger climbs up into a tree?
A nigger less on the earth.
But when two niggers climb up into a tree?
Two niggers less on the earth.
But when tree niggers climb up into a tree?
The branch breaks!
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A guy's walking along the beach and he finds a magic lamp.
He rubs it and two blonde genies come out.
They tell him they'll grant him any three wishes he wants.
So he makes his wishes...
he wakes up in bed with 50 of the most beautiful women he's ever seen and he'd just made love to all of them.
Then he walks outta the bed and opens a treasure chest filled with more money than you could ever imagine...
then two KKK members come riding in on horses, throw a noose over a tree and hang him...
The KKK members take off their masks and its the two blonde genies one of them says to the other:
"I can understand why he wanted to sleep with all the women, I know why he wanted a chest full of money...
but I can't figure out why the hell he would wanna be hung like a nigger..."
I don't understand why everyone hates black people so much.
Black people are great!
Everyone should own one!
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Why don't sharks eat niggers?
They think it's whale shit.
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Q: What do you call a black person in a three piece suit?
A: The defendant.
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Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
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Q: What do you call 50 blacks at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start.
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Q: What do you call a black drinking out of the toilet?
A: Pushing his luck.
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Q: How do you get 15,000 followers?
A: Run through Africa with a water bottle.
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Q: Why was the black baby crying?
A: He had diarrhea so he thought he was melting
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What do you call a smiling black man?
Snigger
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