Joke #2481

What does it mean when a nigger climbs up into a tree? A nigger less on the earth. But when two niggers climb up into a tree? Two niggers less on the earth. But when tree niggers climb up into a tree? The branch breaks!

Q: How do you start a black parade? A: Roll a 40 down the street.

A large cruise ship strikes an iceberg and slowly begins to sink. The captain declares he is going to need to remove some weight from the boat or it will surely sink. He says to be fair, and not discriminate, we will have to call out people in alphabetical order to jump off the ship. Everyone agrees this is the only fair way. The captain then declares "All African Americans, jump overboard!" A niglet tells his dad"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet" The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all black people to jump overboard." The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet" The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we still haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all colored people to jump overboard." The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "I said shut up son, we be niggers today!"

Q: Why do white people scare black people? A: Cause they always try kill your ass.

Yesterday, I failed my biology exam. The question was: "Name something commonly found in cells." Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer.

Q: What do you call a bunch of black people together... A: A pack of Gorillas.

What do you call four niggers, in a car, driving off a cliff? A waste. You could've fit two more in the trunk.

Q: What do you call a barn of black people? A: Out of date farming tools.

Q: Why do police dogs lick their balls? A: To get the taste of negro out of thier mouths

A Mexican and a black person jump off a bridge, who wins? Society.

Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea? He thought he was melting.