The best car jokes

How many dead babies does it take to change a tire? Two, one to prop up the car and one to replace it incase it explodes.
has 14.50 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, death
A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, ' I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.' The driver says, 'Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, maybe your radar gun needs calibrating.'
has 12.65 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: car, cop
You will never see a car worth over $10,000 with an Obama sticker on the back.
has 2.75 % from 690 votes. More jokes about: car, money, political, republican
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