The best car jokes

How many dead babies does it take to change a tire? Two, one to prop up the car and one to replace it incase it explodes.

A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, ' I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.' The driver says, 'Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, maybe your radar gun needs calibrating.'

You will never see a car worth over $10,000 with an Obama sticker on the back.