The best car jokes

How many dead babies does it take to change a tire? Two, one to prop up the car and one to replace it incase it explodes.
has 14.85 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, death
A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, ' I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.' The driver says, 'Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, maybe your radar gun needs calibrating.'
has 12.99 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: car, cop
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