The best car jokes

In a car there are two persons: a car mechanic and a programmer. They where going to work when suddenly the car broke down. The car mechanic tries to make the car work again but no solution. Suddenly the programmer says: "I say we better FORMAT it!"
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How many dead babies does it take to change a tire? Two, one to prop up the car and one to replace it incase it explodes.
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Q. What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW? A. Divorcee'
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A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, ' I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.' The driver says, 'Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, maybe your radar gun needs calibrating.'
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