The best car jokes

How do you fit 54 Jews in a car? 2 in the front 2 in the back and 50 in the ashtray.
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has 18.30 % from 256 votes. More jokes about: car, jewish, racist
How many dead babies does it take to change a tire? Two, one to prop up the car and one to replace it incase it explodes.
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has 16.21 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, death
Q. What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW? A. Divorcee'
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has 16.16 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, divorce
A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie’s house, and grandpa Morris gets out. The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the park…and couldn’t find his way home. ” Oy Morris “, said grandma, ” You’ve been going to that park for over 30 years ! So how could you get lost ? ” Leaning close to grandma, so that the policeman couldn’t hear. Morris whispered, ” I wasn’t lost…..I was just too tired to walk home.”
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has 15.92 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: car, cop, old people
In a car there are two persons: a car mechanic and a programmer. They where going to work when suddenly the car broke down. The car mechanic tries to make the car work again but no solution. Suddenly the programmer says: "I say we better FORMAT it!"
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has 15.58 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: car, geek, IT, mechanic, programmer
A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, ' I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.' The driver says, 'Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, maybe your radar gun needs calibrating.'
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has 12.25 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: car, cop
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