How do you fit 54 Jews in a car? 2 in the front 2 in the back and 50 in the ashtray.
How many dead babies does it take to change a tire? Two, one to prop up the car and one to replace it incase it explodes.
A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, ' I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.' The driver says, 'Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, maybe your radar gun needs calibrating.'