The best cat jokes

Q: What do women and cats have in common? A: Pussy farts.
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has 36.10 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, fart, women
Q: What has two legs and bleeds? A: Half a cat.
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has 35.28 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: cat, disgusting
A mother and her son are sitting on an airplane, which is ready to take off. The son admires the parked plains’ through the window. At one point, he turns to his mother, which was reading a magazine, and pops the question: "Since big dogs have little dogs, and big cats have little cats, how come, big airplanes have little plains?" The child’s mother, bored to think of a reasonable answer, consultant him to ask the flight attendant. Therefore, it happened: "Since big dogs have little dogs, and big cats have little cats, how come, big airplanes have little plains?" little boy asks the flight attendant. Then, with a smile on her face, stewardess replied: "Did your mom told you to ask me?" The boy shook his head positively. So, she says back: "Tell your mother, that our company knows better and.. pulls out in time!"
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has 34.13 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: airplane, cat, dog, kids
What's the difference between an old cat and a baby kitten? An old cat scratches and bites but a little pussy never hurt anybody!
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has 32.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: age, animal, cat, kitty
I got a cat the other day. I had to swerve, but I got it.
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has 25.67 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat
In what type of weather is the vet the busiest? When its raining cats and dogs.
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has 21.90 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, dog, weather
How do you make a cat be a dog? Pour gasoline on it and light it with a match. It will go 'WOOF.'
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has 15.33 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, dog
Bears do not eat bears. Tigers do not eat tigers. Dogs do not eat dogs. Cats stopped eating kebabs.
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has 14.26 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, dog, food