The best celebrity jokes

If George Washington were alive today, why couldn't he throw a silver dollar across the Potomac? Because a dollar doesn't go as far as it used to.
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has 17.55 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, money
(A) You are not Tom Cruise, (B) The guns may stop working at the last moment, (C) The Enemy is 1000 times intelligent than you, (D) Your family might not like the amount of compensation on your behalf (E) Just remember, "the safest way to win over your enemies is by making them your friends!"
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has 15.19 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, family, friendship, men, work
"I felt a lump in my mouth as the ball went in." - Terry Venables.
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has 14.67 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, sport
Did you hear that the boxer Colloso Mamello, was disqualified? Yes, but why? Because he was superstitious. He had a horseshow, hidden in his glove...
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has 12.72 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, sport
Bill Gates is judged for bigamy. He says: If you live with two women’s it does not mean bigamy, it means multitasking.
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has 11.59 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, IT
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