Bill Gates is judged for bigamy.
He says:
If you live with two women’s it does not mean bigamy, it means multitasking.
Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes?
He liked a good croak and dagger.
Did you hear that the boxer Colloso Mamello, was disqualified?
Yes, but why?
Because he was superstitious.
He had a horseshow, hidden in his glove...
"I felt a lump in my mouth as the ball went in." - Terry Venables.