Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes? He liked a good croak and dagger.
"I felt a lump in my mouth as the ball went in." - Terry Venables.
Bill Gates is judged for bigamy. He says: If you live with two women’s it does not mean bigamy, it means multitasking.
Did you hear that the boxer Colloso Mamello, was disqualified? Yes, but why? Because he was superstitious. He had a horseshow, hidden in his glove...