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Two men were sitting at the top floor of the Empire State Building. One man says to the other.. "You know, if you jump out the window here, the force of the wind will blow you back in through the window on the 90th floor.." The other man says "fuck off, you're jokin aren't u?" The 1st man says "No, here.. I'll prove it" so he stands on the window ledge and jumps out.. and comes back in thru the 90th floor window.. The 2nd man says.. "That was just a one off" So he does it again.. and comes thru on the 90th floor.. runs back up and says "See, im telling the truth" The 2nd man says "Wow, im gonna do it then" he stands on the window ledge, jumps out and falls to his death. The barman says to the first man.. "You know, you're a cunt when you're drunk superman.
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has 18.30 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, celebrity, drunk
Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes? He liked a good croak and dagger.
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has 16.16 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity
"I felt a lump in my mouth as the ball went in." - Terry Venables.
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has 13.56 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, sport
Bill Gates is judged for bigamy. He says: If you live with two women’s it does not mean bigamy, it means multitasking.
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has 11.59 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, IT
Did you hear that the boxer Colloso Mamello, was disqualified? Yes, but why? Because he was superstitious. He had a horseshow, hidden in his glove...
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has 10.49 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, sport
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