The best dating jokes

A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice. The father replies: "My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food, family, and philosophy." The boy picks up his date and they go to a soda fountain. Ice cream sodas in front of them, they stare at each other for a long time, as the boy's nervousness builds. He remembers his father's advice, and chooses the first topic. He asks the girl: "Do you like spinach?" She says "No," and the silence returns. After a few more uncomfortable minutes, the boy thinks of his father's suggestion and turns to the second item on the list. He asks, "Do you have a brother?" Again, the girl says "No" and there is silence once again. The boy then plays his last card. He thinks of his father's advice and asks the girl the following question: "If you had a brother, would he like spinach?"
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has 47.79 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: dating, family, food, marriage
Q: Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out? A: He was already taking out a tooth.
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has 43.52 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: dating, dentist, work
Heres what you do: 1. Dinner 2. Kiss 3. Movie 4. Sex 5. Bring her back home 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting
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has 39.81 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dating, kids, money, sex
A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children.
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has 22.68 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: dating, kids, men, women