Wanna go on an 'ate' with me? I'll give you the 'D' later.
Q: Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out? A: He was already taking out a tooth.
Heres what you do: 1. Dinner 2. Kiss 3. Movie 4. Sex 5. Bring her back home 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting
A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children.