The best dating jokes

The boss snubs his employee because he took a flashlight with him to a date: "What kind of crap happens nowadays? When I was in your age, I wasn’t carrying any flashlight with me on a date. I was always meeting my girlfriends in the dark." "And what did that got you... Take a look at what you’ve married in to!"
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has 44.61 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: age, dating, marriage
Heres what you do: 1. Dinner 2. Kiss 3. Movie 4. Sex 5. Bring her back home 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting
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has 41.41 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dating, kids, money, sex
Q: Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out? A: He was already taking out a tooth.
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has 38.99 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: dating, dentist, work
A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children.
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has 19.74 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: dating, kids, men, women