"Where are you going to take Vampira on your date?" asked one vampire.
"Oh, I thought we'd go to the movies, and then get a quick bite."
Vote:
Heres what you do:
1. Dinner
2. Kiss
3. Movie
4. Sex
5. Bring her back home
6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting
Q: Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?
A: He was already taking out a tooth.
A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of?
Dating children.