The best dating jokes

"Where are you going to take Vampira on your date?" asked one vampire. "Oh, I thought we'd go to the movies, and then get a quick bite."
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: dating, disgusting
Heres what you do: 1. Dinner 2. Kiss 3. Movie 4. Sex 5. Bring her back home 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting
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has 41.06 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dating, kids, money, sex
Q: Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out? A: He was already taking out a tooth.
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has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: dating, dentist, work
A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children.
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has 21.23 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: dating, kids, men, women