"Where are you going to take Vampira on your date?" asked one vampire. "Oh, I thought we'd go to the movies, and then get a quick bite."
Heres what you do: 1. Dinner 2. Kiss 3. Movie 4. Sex 5. Bring her back home 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting
Q: Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out? A: He was already taking out a tooth.
A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children.