Joke #11443

Q: Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out? A: He was already taking out a tooth.

"I thought, Miss Smith, that you wanted yesterday afternoon off because you were seeing your dentist?" "That's right, Sir." "So how come I saw you coming out of the movie theatre with a friend?" "That was my dentist."

In the courtroom where I worked as a court reporter, a dentist was called as a witness. He took the oath a few feet from my desk, and I noticed his upraised arm was trembling, apparently from nervousness. After he finished, I couldn't resist saying softly, "Sit down, Doctor. This won't hurt a bit."

Q: Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania? A: Dracula's dentist.

They called him the king of the dentists because he specialized in crowns.

Q: What does a dentist do on a roller coaster? A: He braces himself.

Q: What's a hipster's favorite profession? A: Mortician. All of his work is 6 feet underground.

Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church... everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down inside they want some too.

Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works .

Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.

Hillary Clinton isn't taking the loss very well. So I said to her, Cheer up! At least you won't have to work at the same desk that Monica spent so much time under.