The best geek jokes

What would a computer geek is going to do after seeing a beautiful woman? "Immediately start downloading it."
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: beauty, geek, IT, women
In a car there are two persons: a car mechanic and a programmer. They where going to work when suddenly the car broke down. The car mechanic tries to make the car work again but no solution. Suddenly the programmer says: "I say we better FORMAT it!"
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has 15.23 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: car, geek, IT, mechanic, programmer
Q: What do you call a computer expert? A: A control-alt-elite.
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has 8.46 % from 338 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, work