What would a computer geek is going to do after seeing a beautiful woman? "Immediately start downloading it."
Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
In a car there are two persons: a car mechanic and a programmer. They where going to work when suddenly the car broke down. The car mechanic tries to make the car work again but no solution. Suddenly the programmer says: "I say we better FORMAT it!"
Q: What do you call a computer expert? A: A control-alt-elite.