The best geek jokes

Chuck Norris can open Microsoft Windows when he needs fresh air.
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has 41.13 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geek, IT, technology
Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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has 35.73 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, geek, IT, technology
In a car there are two persons: a car mechanic and a programmer. They where going to work when suddenly the car broke down. The car mechanic tries to make the car work again but no solution. Suddenly the programmer says: "I say we better FORMAT it!"
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has 14.96 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: car, geek, IT, mechanic, programmer
Q: What do you call a computer expert? A: A control-alt-elite.
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has 9.11 % from 343 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, work