The best geek jokes

What would a computer geek is going to do after seeing a beautiful woman? "Immediately start downloading it."
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has 41.89 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: beauty, geek, IT, women
Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, geek, IT, technology
In a car there are two persons: a car mechanic and a programmer. They where going to work when suddenly the car broke down. The car mechanic tries to make the car work again but no solution. Suddenly the programmer says: "I say we better FORMAT it!"
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has 15.59 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: car, geek, IT, mechanic, programmer
Q: What do you call a computer expert? A: A control-alt-elite.
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has 8.88 % from 342 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, work