Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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In a car there are two persons: a car mechanic and a programmer.
They where going to work when suddenly the car broke down.
The car mechanic tries to make the car work again but no solution.
Suddenly the programmer says:
"I say we better FORMAT it!"
Q: What do you call a computer expert?
A: A control-alt-elite.