What would a computer geek is going to do after seeing a beautiful woman?
"Immediately start downloading it."
In a car there are two persons: a car mechanic and a programmer.
They where going to work when suddenly the car broke down.
The car mechanic tries to make the car work again but no solution.
Suddenly the programmer says:
"I say we better FORMAT it!"
Q: What do you call a computer expert?
A: A control-alt-elite.