No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
Q: Why can't lawyers do NMR? A: Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
Q: What did the dentist say to the computer? A: This won't hurt a byte
Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
Chuck Norris can open Microsoft Windows when he needs fresh air.
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
Chuck Norris can access private methods.
Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
What would a computer geek is going to do after seeing a beautiful woman? "Immediately start downloading it."