The best geek jokes

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
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has 44.67 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, computer, geek, IT
Q: Why can't lawyers do NMR? A: Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, geek, nerd
Q: What did the dentist say to the computer? A: This won't hurt a byte
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has 43.61 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: computer, dentist, geek, IT
Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
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has 42.53 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, computer, geek, IT
Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
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has 41.41 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, computer, geek, IT
Chuck Norris can open Microsoft Windows when he needs fresh air.
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has 41.13 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geek, IT, technology
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
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has 40.77 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geek, internet, IT, technology
Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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has 40.61 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, geek, IT, technology
Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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has 38.25 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, geek, IT
What would a computer geek is going to do after seeing a beautiful woman? "Immediately start downloading it."
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has 37.97 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: beauty, geek, IT, women
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