The best geography jokes

A homo went to Denmark to have a sex change operation performed. When 'SHE' returned, a friend asked, "How did it go?" "Oh awful, just awful!" she replied. "What was so awful?" asked the friend, "Did it hurt a lot when they removed the extra parts?" "Oh no," she replied, "That wasn't bad at all." "Well, did it hurt when they put in the silicone implants?" the friend asked. "Oh no, that wasn't bad either!" she replied. "Well then," asked the friend, "What was so awful?" "It was when they cut a hole in my head and took out half my brain!"
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has 26.51 % from 251 votes. More jokes about: gay, geography, sex, travel
One​ day a British came to India. He met a pan wala. He asked can you teach me Hindi. The betel man agreed. He said "Ye mera pan patta,yeh tumhare pan patta, yeh ham Sabka pan patta". The Britisher said "Yeh mera pant phatta,yeh tumhara pant phatta,yeh ham Sabka pant phatta".
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has 24.30 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: communication, ethnic, geography
Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine? A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"
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has 20.85 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dad, geography, travel, wine
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