Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?
It wants to keep it's Stockholm!
What do cows wear when they are on vacation in Hawaii?
Moo moos.
They were just five lakes, until Chuck Norris said they were Great!
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Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam...
In the Sahara Desert.
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How long does it take Chuck Norris to get to Asia?
2 months...
How does he get there?
He walks.
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China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
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An angry man is coming home and shouts to his wife, "I know everything!"
His wife reacts right away, "Is that so? Then tell me please. Who is the fifth highest peak in the world?"
The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
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A black african man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bartender says "That's pretty nice where did you get it?"
"Africa" the parrot responds.
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