The best geography jokes

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
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has 44.74 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography, technology, time
Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is... Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography, science
Chuck Norris once jumped. Now we have seven Continents and a tilted planet.
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has 41.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography
How long does it take Chuck Norris to get to Asia? 2 months... How does he get there? He walks.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography, travel
In what state will you find the most cows? Moo York.
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has 39.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, geography
The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
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has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography, war
What do cows wear when they are on vacation in Hawaii? Moo moos.
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has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, geography, holiday
Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle? It wants to keep it's Stockholm!
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has 36.08 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: animal, geography
An angry man is coming home and shouts to his wife, "I know everything!" His wife reacts right away, "Is that so? Then tell me please. Who is the fifth highest peak in the world?"
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has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: geography, marriage, wife
A black african man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bartender says "That's pretty nice where did you get it?" "Africa" the parrot responds.
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has 27.30 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: bar, black people, geography, parrot
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