The best geography jokes

An angry man is coming home and shouts to his wife, "I know everything!" His wife reacts right away, "Is that so? Then tell me please. Who is the fifth highest peak in the world?"
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: geography, marriage, wife
What do cows wear when they are on vacation in Hawaii? Moo moos.
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, geography, holiday
Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle? It wants to keep it's Stockholm!
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has 35.20 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, geography
In what state will you find the most cows? Moo York.
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has 32.79 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, geography
A homo went to Denmark to have a sex change operation performed. When 'SHE' returned, a friend asked, "How did it go?" "Oh awful, just awful!" she replied. "What was so awful?" asked the friend, "Did it hurt a lot when they removed the extra parts?" "Oh no," she replied, "That wasn't bad at all." "Well, did it hurt when they put in the silicone implants?" the friend asked. "Oh no, that wasn't bad either!" she replied. "Well then," asked the friend, "What was so awful?" "It was when they cut a hole in my head and took out half my brain!"
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has 26.51 % from 244 votes. More jokes about: gay, geography, sex, travel
A black african man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bartender says "That's pretty nice where did you get it?" "Africa" the parrot responds.
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has 26.50 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: bar, black people, geography, parrot
One​ day a British came to India. He met a pan wala. He asked can you teach me Hindi. The betel man agreed. He said "Ye mera pan patta,yeh tumhare pan patta, yeh ham Sabka pan patta". The Britisher said "Yeh mera pant phatta,yeh tumhara pant phatta,yeh ham Sabka pant phatta".
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has 25.15 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: communication, ethnic, geography
Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine? A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"
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has 24.11 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dad, geography, travel, wine