The best geography jokes

Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle? It wants to keep it's Stockholm!
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has 39.62 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: animal, geography
What do cows wear when they are on vacation in Hawaii? Moo moos.
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has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, geography, holiday
They were just five lakes, until Chuck Norris said they were Great!
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has 38.99 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography
Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam... In the Sahara Desert.
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography
How long does it take Chuck Norris to get to Asia? 2 months... How does he get there? He walks.
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has 35.20 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography, travel
China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
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has 32.82 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, geography, sex, technology
CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
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has 31.93 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography, technology, time
An angry man is coming home and shouts to his wife, "I know everything!" His wife reacts right away, "Is that so? Then tell me please. Who is the fifth highest peak in the world?"
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has 31.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: geography, marriage, wife
The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
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has 31.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography, war
A black african man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bartender says "That's pretty nice where did you get it?" "Africa" the parrot responds.
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has 27.65 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: bar, black people, geography, parrot
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