The best heaven jokes

Are you lost, ma'am? Because Heaven's a long way from here.
has 27.12 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: black humor, heaven
Smith was hit by a car, died, and went to heaven. And everyone who goes to heaven has to work. God went up to Smith, and said: Smith, you are going to make babies. Here is this wheel, and every time you turn it, a baby will come out. For hours, Smith spun the wheel at full speed, then he started to get tired. As he was slowing down, a black baby came out...and Smith said: **** I better hurry because they are burning."
has 25.56 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, car, death, heaven