The best hunting jokes

Why do women love Hunters the best as lovers? 1. Hunters have the longest and most powerful rifles. 2. Hunters always....shoot twice. 3. Hunters love to...eat what they shoot!
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has 76.89 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: hunting, love, women
A 10-point buck walked into a lodge restaurant and ordered a burger and fries. After the deer finished and was paying, the cashier said, "We don't see too many deer around here." "At these prices," replied the buck, "I'm not surprised."
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has 74.43 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, hunting, money
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists? A: The rest are hunting peckers.
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has 73.89 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: blonde, hunting
A man and woman were on their first date. The woman was trying to make conversation and said, "So I hear you hunt deer." The man looked away and turned red. "What's wrong?" asked the woman. "I'm not used to someone calling me dear on the first date," the man said.
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has 73.44 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: communication, dating, hunting, men, women
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
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has 72.95 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, hunting
Three statisticians are out hunting. Suddenly, a deer appears 50 yards away. The first statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the left. The second statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the right. The third statistician starts jumping up and down, yelling "We got him! We got him!"
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has 71.15 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: geek, hunting, math, nerd, science
A boastful hunter kept telling his buddies the same story, and they chided him for telling it over and over. He reminded them that they often tell the same stories. "Not so," said one friend. "We re-share, you repeat."
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has 70.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: communication, friendship, hunting
Two rednecks from Arkansas were out hunting. They decided to separate to get a better chance of catching something. The first redneck says to the other, "If you get lost, fire three shots into the air every hour. That way I can pinpoint you and find you." After about three hours, the second redneck finds he is really lost. He decides to fire three shots into the air as the first man told him. He then waits an hour and does it again. He repeats this until he is out of ammo. The next morning, the first redneck finds the second with the help of forest rangers. He asks the second redneck man if he did what he told him to do. The redneck answers, "Yes, I fired three shots into the air every hour on the hour until I ran out of arrows."
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has 68.80 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: hunting, redneck, stupid, time
Two deer hunters were not having any luck so they asked for advice from an old-timer. "You can just about guarantee a deer if you learn to hunt with dogs," he said. The two hunters got a trained deer dog and hit the woods. At the end of the day and still empty-handed, one hunter said to the other, "Maybe tomorrow we'll get one if we throw the dog out of a higher treestand."
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, hunting, time
Two skunks observed a deer hunter sneaking through the woods with a rifle. "I hope he's not going to shoot at us," said one skunk. The second skunk bowed his head and said, "Let us spray."
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, hunting, mean