The best hunting jokes

The judge: Why did you shoot the rabbit without being a member of the hunters association? The inculpated: Why did the rabbit eat cabbage from my garden, without being a family member?
has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, family, hunting, lawyer
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
has 52.26 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, hunting
Did you hear about the cannibals who captured a scrawny old hunter? It sure gave them something to chew over.
has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: black humor, hunting
A deer hunter just messed up another hunt. This happened to him more times than he could count. He would spot a buck, aim, fire and miss. He would sneak up close just to get busted and watch the deer run away. He would sneeze just as the buck came into range. He would fall asleep on the stand, waking in time to watch a giant buck scamper away. Frustrated, he complained to his hunting buddies. "Everything that happens to guys that don't know how to hunt keeps happening to me!" he said.
has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal, hunting, work
A deer hunter who was an atheist was out in the woods when suddenly a 1,000-pound deer stepped out. "Good God!" exclaimed the hunter. Suddenly, a voice from Heaven said, "I thought you don't believe in me." The hunter replied, "Up until now I didn't believe in 1,000-pound deer either."
has 48.41 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: animal, god, hunting, religious
A deer hunter was bragging about the biggest, baddest, handsomest, heaviest deer he'd bagged the day before. "It's got enough meat to eat the whole year," he boasted. Just then the Game Warden came up and cited the man $500 for hunting without the proper tag. "Five-hundred dollars?" exclaimed the hunter. "All for a mangy, skinny, stubby, half-pint deer?"
has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, hunting, money, time
Two hunters are stalking through the forest when one says to the other that he has to take a dump. "Well, go in the bushes." "What should I use to wipe my ass?" "Use a dollar bill." A few minutes later the hunter steps out of the bushes with s**t all over his hands. "What happened?" asks his friend. "I didn't have a dollar bill, so I used four quarters."
has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, hunting, money
A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
has 43.42 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur, hunting
Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris... He is hunting them!
has 42.86 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, hunting
Q: Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs? A: The rest are hunt'n peckers.
has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: blonde, easter, hunting
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