The best hunting jokes

Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris... He is hunting them!
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has 55.91 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, hunting
Q: Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs? A: The rest are hunt'n peckers.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: blonde, easter, hunting
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: "Take it easy. I can help. First, we have to be sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the hunter says, "Ok, now what?"
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: death, hunting, phone
Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death, hunting
A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
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has 53.78 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur, hunting
A deer hunter who was an atheist was out in the woods when suddenly a 1,000-pound deer stepped out. "Good God!" exclaimed the hunter. Suddenly, a voice from Heaven said, "I thought you don't believe in me." The hunter replied, "Up until now I didn't believe in 1,000-pound deer either."
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has 53.04 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal, god, hunting, religious
The judge: Why did you shoot the rabbit without being a member of the hunters association? The inculpated: Why did the rabbit eat cabbage from my garden, without being a family member?
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, family, hunting, lawyer
Chuck Norris is a hunter. But Chuck Norris does not hunt. That implies the possibility of failure.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, hunting
A deer hunter was bragging about the biggest, baddest, handsomest, heaviest deer he'd bagged the day before. "It's got enough meat to eat the whole year," he boasted. Just then the Game Warden came up and cited the man $500 for hunting without the proper tag. "Five-hundred dollars?" exclaimed the hunter. "All for a mangy, skinny, stubby, half-pint deer?"
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, hunting, money, time
A deer hunter just messed up another hunt. This happened to him more times than he could count. He would spot a buck, aim, fire and miss. He would sneak up close just to get busted and watch the deer run away. He would sneeze just as the buck came into range. He would fall asleep on the stand, waking in time to watch a giant buck scamper away. Frustrated, he complained to his hunting buddies. "Everything that happens to guys that don't know how to hunt keeps happening to me!" he said.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, hunting, work
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