The best husband jokes

Why are husbands like lawn mowers? They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half time.
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has 24.26 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: husband, men, time
One spelling mistake can destroy your life! A husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and forgot to add 'e' at the end of a word: "I am having such a wonderful time! Wish you were her..!"
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has 23.85 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: husband, life, men, wife
Q. Did you hear about the funny blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car? A. She burned her lips on the tailpipe.
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has 21.85 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, husband
The wife of a boxer wakes up because of the sounds that come from the dining room. She wakes her husband up: Rocky, I think someone wants a particular boxing lesson...
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has 20.20 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: husband, sport, wife
Ricky Ponting's wife calls her husband but Australian Cricket Team Manager attends the call. Ricky's Wife: "Hello Can I talk to Ricky, this is his wife." Australian team Manager: "Sorry, he is just going to bat, I am the team manager, any message for him." Ricky's Wife: "No Problem Manager, I will hold on!"
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has 17.45 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: husband, sport, wife
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