Joke #1072

Where do bees keep their money? In a honey box.

When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.

That bull you sold me is a lazy good-for-nothing. I told you he was a bum steer.

Is everything expensive or I'm just poor?

What’s six inches long, two inches wide and drives women wild? A fifty-dollar bill.

Yo momma so fat she could go to the desert and sells shade.

I'm not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went in the other day and asked the clerk to check my balance she leaned over and pushed me.

Why did the farmer feed money to his cow? He wanted rich milk.

‘If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?’ Steven Wright

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can rent it for a couple of hours.

A Sunday school teacher was teaching her class about the difference between right and wrong. "All right children, let's take another example," she said. "If I were to get into a man's pocket and take his wallet with all his money, what would I be?" Little Johnny raises his hand, and with a confident smile, he blurts out, "You'd be his wife!"