Yo Mommas SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD, I SAID "WHAT YAR DOING " SHE SAID "MOVING"!
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Yo momma mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
Yo' Mama is like a telephone book: available to the public, no charge.
Yo momma is so hairy when she lifts her armpit up it looks like she's got Bigfoot in a headlock.
