Yo Mommas SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD, I SAID "WHAT YAR DOING " SHE SAID "MOVING"!
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Yo Mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres.
Yo Mama so old...
She recalls When the Grand Canyon was a ditch.
Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!
Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter...she spreads for bread !
Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
Yo mamma so stupid when she went to the library to get an application for a library card they said: "I need your ID" she gave them an EBT card.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Ewoks were just Homeless Care Bears on drugs.
