Joke #10982

Yo Mommas SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD, I SAID "WHAT YAR DOING " SHE SAID "MOVING"!

Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.

Yo Momma is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am I wearing I said Guess and she said Levis.

Yo' Mama is so poor, she strips at Chuck E. Cheese for tokens.

You're so ugly, Yo' Mama had to be drunk to breastfeed you.

Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.

Yo mamas so poor she traded her car for gas money.

Yo momma’s so ugly, she makes onions cry.

Yo' Mama is so flat, paper gets jealous.

Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

Your mama is so thin she stepped on a scale and a scale said no papers plz.