Yo Mommas SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD, I SAID "WHAT YAR DOING " SHE SAID "MOVING"!
Yo' Mama is so dirty, they won't even use her bath water for waterboarding.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said ‘Sorry, no professionals.’
Yo momma’s so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk first.
Yo momma so poor... When I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong'
Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.
Yo mama so ugly Lady Liberty blew her torch out so she wouldn't have to see her.
Yo' Mama is like a campfire: everyone gets to stick their wiener in.
Yo mama so poor that when I stepped on a cigarette she said "who turned off the heat?"
Yo mama so flat, the wall is jealous of her.