Yo Mommas SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD, I SAID "WHAT YAR DOING " SHE SAID "MOVING"!
Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo' Mama is so poor, she only goes to the grocery store for free samples.
Yo' Mama is like a campfire: everyone gets to stick their wiener in.
Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.
Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.
Yo Momma's o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.
Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought General Motors was in the army.
Yo mama is so ugly the mirror did not make an reflection.
Your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one at a time please.