Yo Mommas SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD, I SAID "WHAT YAR DOING " SHE SAID "MOVING"!
Yo Momma is so hairy, that Bigfoot tried to take her picture!
Yo' Mama is so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Yo mama's lips are so big when you smile you wet your hair.
Yo mamma is so fat that she's a call of duty map!
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the leftover orange juice back in the rind.
Yo momma is so stupid, when your were born she looked at your embelical cord and says "It comes with cable!"
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo momma’s so ugly, people make jokes about her.