Joke #10982

Yo Mommas SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD, I SAID "WHAT YAR DOING " SHE SAID "MOVING"!

Yo' Mama is so fat, she brought on world hunger.

Two men were talking: First : "Can U put the word 'penis' in a sentence?" Second: "Yo mama's pussy."

Little Johnny, "Why are you so fat?" Little Billy, "Cause Every time I fuck ur mom she gives me a doughnut."

Your mother is so fat, that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck!

Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.

Yo mama so fat that she volunteered at the park, as the trampoline.

Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!

Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.

Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked, "What's new?"

Yo mama so fat when she went rolling down a hill no one could pick her up.