Yo Mommas SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD, I SAID "WHAT YAR DOING " SHE SAID "MOVING"!
Yo mama is so fat, iPod converts into iPad, when she sits on it.
Yo' Mama is like a donkey: everybody rides the ass.
Yo mama so fat, when a Mexican saw her near the border they said,"this must be Trump wall".
Yo momma’s so stupid, she died before the police arrived because she couldn’t find the ‘11’ button in ‘9-1-1’.
Yo' Mama is so dumb, she got fired from a blow job.
Yo momma's clitoris is as long as my dick.
Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
Yo' Mama is like a television: even an old man can turn her on.
Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.
Yo momma’s so fat, she fell off a boat and the captain yelled, ‘Land Ho!’