I walked passed a burnt out building with a broken sign saying "Fireworks".
How right they were.
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The other day a friend and myself decided to try out an aerobics video because we were both feeling very unfit.
We put the tape in and started to copy the movements.
After a few minutes we had chopped each other's arms off with chain-saws.
It was only then that we realized that I had accidentally put "Psycho Killers III" in the video by mistake!
How we laughed!!!!
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Q: Hey, what's the jew doing in the ashtray?
A: Family research.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.
Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
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KFC in Asia?
Korean fried cat.
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Strong people don't put other people down.
They lift them up and slam them to the ground for maximum impact.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Allahu Akbar.
Allahu AK-
BOOM!!!
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A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home.
In the den was a stuffed lion.
The visiting hunter asked, “When did you bag him?”
The host said proudly, “That was three years ago, when I went hunting with my ex-wife.”
“What’s he stuffed with,” asked the visiting hunter.
“My ex-wife” replied the hunter.
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Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole?
A: A pedophile.
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What's yellow and black and makes you laugh ?
A bus full of niggers going over a cliff.
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How long does it take a black lady to shit?
About 9 months.
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