Joke #11120

Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.

An airplane was about to crash. There were 4 passengers on board but only 3 parachutes. The 1st passenger said, "I am Stephen King , the best selling author of my time... My millions of fans need me , and i can't afford to die." So he took the 1st pack and left the planernThe 2nd passenger , Barack Hussein Obama, said , "I am the 44th President of the United States, and I am the smartest President in American history , so my people don't want me to die." He took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane.rnThe 3rd passenger, the Pope, said to the 4th passenger, a 10 year old schoolboy, "My son , I am old and don't have many years left, you have more years ahead so I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute." The little boy said , "That's okay , Your Holiness, there's a parachute left for you. America's smartest President took my schoolbag."

Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.

yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.

Yo momma so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.

Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.

Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a doughnut cause it had a hole in it.

Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.

Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.

Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper