Please let me know in advance if you want to invite any secret love children to your Father's Day brunch.
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"Dad, your Father's Day gift is another year of not having to pay for my wedding."
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Happy Father's Day!
I got you a present but if you want to get technical then technically you bought it.
By the way, can I borrow $20?
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Q: What is the most confusing day in Harlem?
A: Father's Day.
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Happy Father's Day to the only person on the planet still willing to employ me.
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Happy Father's Day to a dad who was smart enough to teach me how to mow the lawn so he would't have to.
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Happy Father's Day to someone who knew long before me that all the boys I brought home were jerks.
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A husband, who has six children, begins to call his wife “mother of six” rather than by her first name.
The wife, amused at first, chuckles.
A few years down the road, the wife has grown tired of this.
"Mother of six," he would say, "what’s for dinner tonight? Get me a beer!"
She gets very frustrated.
Finally, while attending a party with her husband, he jokingly yells out, "Mother of six, I think it's time to go!"
The wife immediately shouts back, "I'll be right with you, father of four!"
Which is the most confusing day in America?
Father's day!
80% don't know whom to wish.
Rest 20% are scared someone will come and wish them.
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A little boy asks his Mum "why am I black and you are white ?"
"Don't even ask," she replies "when I think back to that party... you are lucky that you not bark !"
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