Joke #11661

Smoke a smoke Not a butt Fuck a virgin Not a slut.
Vote: has 63.04 % from 63 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: poems, sex, vulgar, weed

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

There was three guys a sex addict a weed addict and a alcoholic they all went to hell for their sin and was standing in front of the devil. The devil made a deal with them saying I will lock you in a room with what ever you did for a 1000 years and if you get over any of your sins I will send you back to the land of the living, Earth. So the sex addict got locked in a room full of virgins, the alcohol addict got locked in a room full of beer, the weed addict locked in a room full of weed. 1000 years later the Devil goes to the sex addict he comes out saying "Aww my dick hurts I'm never having sex again", poof back to earth. Open the alcoholic room and he say "Im never having beer", and gets sent back to Earth. Then the Devil opens the weed addicts room and the Weed addict punches the Devil in the face and says "you forgot my lighter bitch!"
Vote: has 82.86 % from 183 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: alcohol, sex, time, vulgar, weed
Kid to her mother: "If you hurt me I'll make you pregnant by a needle." Mother: "How? My sweet it isn't possible." Kid: "I'll insert the needle to daddy's condom!"
Vote: has 81.83 % from 67 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: baby, kids, mean, sex, vulgar
Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're fucked.
Vote: has 79.71 % from 193 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: life, sex, vulgar
A guy is walking along the beach, when he sees a woman with no arms and no legs lying on the sand, crying. He walks over to her and asks what's wrong. "I've never been hugged before" she says. Thinking this is a simple enough request, the man hugs her. She soon starts crying again. He again asks what's wrong, and she replies, "I've never been kissed before." The man again complies with her wishes and gives her a romantic kiss. She starts crying again, and the man, slightly irritated, asks what's her problem. "I've never been fucked before" she says. So he picks her up and throws her in the ocean and says, "There, now you're fucked."
Vote: has 79.17 % from 478 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black humor, romantic, sex, vulgar, women
Q: What's the difference between a whore and a bitch? A: A whore fucks everybody and a bitch fucks everybody but you.
Vote: has 76.51 % from 40 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: dirty, sex, vulgar, women
Two men were talking: First : "Can U put the word 'penis' in a sentence?" Second: "Yo mama's pussy."
Vote: has 73.40 % from 72 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: communication, dirty, sex, vulgar, Yo mama
Kissing is a habit Fucking is a game Guys get all the pleasure Girls get all the pain The guy says I love you You believe its true But when your tummy starts to swell, He says 'to hell with you' 10 minutes of pleasure 9 months in pain 3 days in hospital A baby without a name The baby is a bastard The mother is a whore This never wouldn't have happened If the rubber wouldn't have torn
Vote: has 73.23 % from 115 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: kids, love, poems, sex, vulgar
There are three moms. A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde. They were all talking one day and the brunette says "Oh my gosh y'all I went through my daughter's purse the other day to get some gum, and I found an ounce of weed. I cannot believe she smokes weed" They comfort her, and the redhead says "Yeah, well I found a fake I. D. In my daughter's purse. I cannot believe she has one". So they all comfort her. Then the blonde says "That's nothing. I found a condom in my daughter's purse. I just cannot believe she has a penis"
Vote: has 72.05 % from 51 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: blonde, ginger, sex, stupid, weed
Sex is bad Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in.
Vote: has 66.92 % from 64 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: poems, religious, sex
So that there be less strife May your dreams be sweet And your ass does not tweet tonight.
Vote: has 66.71 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: disgusting, poems, vulgar