Joke #11682

Q: How do you keep a Republican busy for a week? A: Turn on the spell checker.

A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway: "Mr President, how do we know for sure Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?" Pres says "You think we’re stupid boy?" "We made copies of all the receipts!"

Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.

Yo momma so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.

A photographer from a well known national magazine was assigned to cover the fires at Yellowstone National Park. When the photographer arrived, he realized that the smoke was so thick that it would seriously impede or make it impossible for him to photograph anything from ground level. He requested permission to rent a plane and take photos from the air. He arrived at the airport and saw a plane warming up near the gate. He jumped in with his bag and shouted, "Let's go!" The pilot swung the little plane into the wind, and within minutes they were in the air. The photographer said, "Fly over the park and make two or three low passes so I can take some pictures." "Why?" asked the pilot. "Because I am a photographer," he responded, "and photographers take photographs." The pilot was silent for a moment; finally, he stammered, "You mean you're not the flight instructor?"

A redneck calls up the White House and tells the receptionist: "I'd like to become the next President of the United States." The receptionist: "What are you, an idiot?" Redneck: "Why, is it required?"

yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.

I gave up my seat to a blind person in the bus. That is how I lost my job as a bus driver.

Hillary Clinton isn't taking the loss very well. So I said to her, Cheer up! At least you won't have to work at the same desk that Monica spent so much time under.

The only qualification for working at an airline is making a confused face at a monitor.