Yo momma is so stupid when they asked her 1+1 she said "Ouch! it is a long story."
I ordered a foot-long sandwich from a take-out restaurant and asked the clerk to cut it into fourths. "I'm sorry, I can't," she said. "I already cut it in half."
Teacher: "Who knows 5+5=?" Little Johnny: "11" Teacher: "Take out your hand from trousers pocket and count with your fingers."
Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
Yo momma so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a doughnut cause it had a hole in it.
Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.