Joke #121

How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, but he is never around when you need him.
Vote: has 16.86 % from 90 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: cop, light bulb

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black.
Vote: has 71.55 % from 557 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: black people, cop, light bulb, racist
How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, but he is never around when you need him.
Vote: has 39.50 % from 19 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: cop, light bulb
How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, but he is never around when you need him.
Vote: has 18.37 % from 18 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: cop, light bulb
How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? Yes.
Vote: has 66.64 % from 42 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: IT, light bulb, programmer
Judge Claudia Jordan of Denver slipped a message to her clerk during a trial. The note said: “Blind on the right side. May be falling. Please call someone.” The clerk called 9-1-1. She told the judge not to worry, help was on the way. The judge made a noise. “I wanted someone from maintenance,” she said. The trouble was the window blinds on the courtroom’s right side. The judge appologized to the paramedics when they arrived.
Vote: has 54.66 % from 27 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: cop
If you give three liberals a light bulb what would happen? The first one would say its causing global warming. The second one would say its racist. The third one would say its not a light bulb unless Obama says let there be light.
Vote: has 61.94 % from 82 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: democrat, light bulb, political, racist
A police chief, a fire chief, and a city attorney were traveling together by car to a municipal management conference in a distant city. Their car broke down in a rural area, and they were forced to seek shelter for the night at a nearby farmhouse. The farmer welcomed them in but cautioned them that there were only two spare beds and that one of them would have to sleep in the barn with the farm animals. After a short conference, the police chief agreed to take the barn. Shortly after retiring, a knock was heard on the door of the farmhouse. The party inside answered to find the police chief standing there, complaining that he could not sleep. There were pigs in the barn, he said, and he was reminded of the days when everyone called him a pig. The fire chief then volunteered to exchange with the police chief. A short time later, another knock was heard at the door. The fire chief complained that the cows in the barn reminded him of Mrs. O'Leary's cow that started the Chicago fire, and that every time he started to go to sleep, he started to have a fireman's worst nightmare, that of burning to death. The city attorney, in desperation for sleep, then agreed to sleep in the barn. This seemed like a good idea until a few minutes later, when another knock was heard at the door. When the occupants answered the door, there stood the very indignant cows and pigs.
Vote: has 69.86 % from 26 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: car, cop, lawyer, party, time
Q: How many University Graduates does it take to change a light bulb? A: One, but it may take up to seven years!
Vote: has 67.88 % from 20 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: graduation, light bulb, student, stupid, time
Q: How many corporate attorneys does it take to change a light bulb? A: Who knows, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
Vote: has 72.56 % from 24 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: business, lawyer, light bulb, money
A trooper stops a car and he tells the driver he stopped him for speeding. The irate driver says, "You're nuts, I wasn't speeding!" The driver's wife says, "Oh you old fool you are always driving too fast!" The driver yells at his wife, "shut up, old lady." The trooper is taken aback by the exchange but tells the driver he also is in violation the seat belt law. The driver once again complains that he was wearing his seatbelt. The wife states, "You never wear your seatbelt." Driver "I am going to smack you if you dont shut up". Not wanting a fight the trooper asked the wife, "Does he always talk to you that way?" "ONLY WHEN HE'S DRUNK," the wife states.
Vote: has 53.57 % from 39 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: alcohol, cop, driving, travel, wife