Joke #12113

Yo mamma is stupid she bought tickets to Flo ridas concert but instead she went to Florida.

Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.

Yo momma so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.

A photographer from a well known national magazine was assigned to cover the fires at Yellowstone National Park. When the photographer arrived, he realized that the smoke was so thick that it would seriously impede or make it impossible for him to photograph anything from ground level. He requested permission to rent a plane and take photos from the air. He arrived at the airport and saw a plane warming up near the gate. He jumped in with his bag and shouted, "Let's go!" The pilot swung the little plane into the wind, and within minutes they were in the air. The photographer said, "Fly over the park and make two or three low passes so I can take some pictures." "Why?" asked the pilot. "Because I am a photographer," he responded, "and photographers take photographs." The pilot was silent for a moment; finally, he stammered, "You mean you're not the flight instructor?"

yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.

The only qualification for working at an airline is making a confused face at a monitor.

A blonde bought a brand new car and decided to drive down from some place far off, to meet this friend. She reached there in a few hours. After spending a few days there, she decided to return, and called up her mother to expect her in the evening. But she didn't reach home in the evening and not the next day either. When she finally reached home on the third day, her distraught mother ran and asked her what happened? She got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said, "These car designers are crazy! They have four gears for going forward, but only one for going back!"

Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.

Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.

Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a doughnut cause it had a hole in it.