You mama so old she made yoda look young.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
Yo mama so old that when she went to the museum, people thought she was part of an exhibit.
Yo mamma so old she pre-order the bible.
Yo momma's so old if she were a car it would be time to roll back her odometer.
Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.
Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.
Yo mama's so dumb that when she saw the "Under 17 not admitted" sign at a movie theatre, she went home and got 16 friends.
Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.
Yo Momma soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!