Q: What is the only thing you will ever hear being said to a Mexican wearing a 3pc suit?
A: "Will the defendant please rise".
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Q: What do you call white people running down a hill?
A: An avalanche.
Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mudslide.
Q: What do you call black people running down a hill?
A: A jail break.
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How do you fry a Mexican?
You turn on the fence.
What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one.
The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
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Q: What's the idea of a blonde of natural childbirth?
A: No make-up.
Judge: "You are sentenced to 2 years of solitary confinement"
Me: "Thank you."
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Why'd the Mexican army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?
There was only two vans.
Q: Why should you be more afraid of a white guy in jail than a black guy?
A: You know the white guy actually committed the crime.
A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102.
Already there is a long-time resident who looks 100 years old.
The new man looks at the old-timer inquiringly.
The old-timer says, "Look at me. I'm old and worn out. You'd never believe that I used to live the life of Riley. I wintered on the Riviera, had a boat, four fine cars, the most beautiful women, and I ate in all the best restaurants of France."
The new man asked, "What happened?"
"One day Riley reported his credit cards missing!"
There is legend that goes like this:
In a bar in New York there is a magical mirror If you go up to it and tell it the truth it will grant you a wish If you lie – poof it swallows you up.
A brunette, a blonde and a redhead walk into this bar.
They head straight for the mirror.
The redhead goes first and says “I think I’m the most beautiful woman on Earth” Poof- the mirror swallows her up.
The brunette goes up to the mirror and says “I think I’m the sexiest woman on Earth” Poof – the mirror swallows her up.
Last, the blonde goes up to the mirror says ” I think...” Poof!