Q: What is the only thing you will ever hear being said to a Mexican wearing a 3pc suit? A: "Will the defendant please rise".
If pretty women from the south are southern bells, would that make pretty women from Mexico taco bells?
Q: What do you call white people running down a hill? A: An avalanche. Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill? A: A mudslide. Q: What do you call black people running down a hill? A: A jail break.
Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.
Think of the hottest woman. Chuck Norris did her.
A black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" "Africa," says the parrot.
What's Mexicos National sport? Cross Country.
Q: And the difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion? A: Jail.
What does a nigger do after sex? 25 years to life.
What do you call a bunch of mexicans in a barn? Modern farm equiptment.
Yo mama so fat, when a Mexican saw her near the border they said,"this must be Trump wall".