Q: Did you hear that the White House isn't displaying it's Nativity scene this year? A: They couldn't find the three wise men!
Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
The only qualification for working at an airline is making a confused face at a monitor.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
Yo momma so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.
yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.
A redneck calls up the White House and tells the receptionist: "I'd like to become the next President of the United States." The receptionist: "What are you, an idiot?" Redneck: "Why, is it required?"
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
Q: Why weren't the Republicans behind the verdict in the Saddam Hussein Trial a couple of days before the 2006 Midterm Elections? A: Because they were so busy fixing the price on oil!
Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!