Q: Did you hear that the White House isn't displaying it's Nativity scene this year? A: They couldn't find the three wise men!
The only qualification for working at an airline is making a confused face at a monitor.
Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
Yo momma so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.
yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.
A redneck calls up the White House and tells the receptionist: "I'd like to become the next President of the United States." The receptionist: "What are you, an idiot?" Redneck: "Why, is it required?"
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
Yo mama is so stupid when you asked her to grab McDonald's she brings the building home.