Joke #1238

Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.

Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.

Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.

Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.

Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.

Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.

Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.

Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.

Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.

Your Mama's so black, when the cops were shooting at her, the bullets went back for flashlights.

Yo mama is too black like she was born in a burning hospital.