Man comes home from work to find his boyfriend whacking off into a condom.
Man says, "WTF?"
Boyfriend says, "I am making you a sack lunch!"
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Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
They already have boyfriends.
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A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks, "I'll buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday."
Well, you can imagine her disappointment.
The next year, her birthday rolls around again and this time he doesn't get her anything.
She says, "Why didn't you get me a birthday present!?"
He replies, "You didn't use what I got you last year!"
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What's the definition of a poofter?
A bloke who enlarges the circle of his friends!
Q: How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None because they screw each other the dirty fucks.
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What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common?
They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!
I've spent the past two years looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer... but no one will do it.
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Why did the little Greek boy run away from home?
He didn't like the way he was being reared.
Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes.
They hide in a pile of hay, one rabbit says to the other one "Ok we can run for it or we can stay here and out number them."
And the other rabbit says, "We're going to run for it you idiot I'm your brother."
Q: How can you tell if a bank robber is gay?
A: He ties up the safe and blows the guard.
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I broke up with my Japanese girlfriend today.
I had to drop the bomb two or three times before she finally got it.
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