Man comes home from work to find his boyfriend whacking off into a condom.
Man says, "WTF?"
Boyfriend says, "I am making you a sack lunch!"
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Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
They already have boyfriends.
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Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated.
Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes.
The first man said, "My Ryan loved to fly, so I'm going up in a plane and scatter his ashes in the sky."
The second man said, "My Ross was a good fisherman, so I'm going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake."
The third man said, "My Jack was such a good lover, I think I'm going to dump his ashes in a pot of chili, so he can tear my ass up just one more time."
Two condoms are walking down the street when they walk by a gay bar.
One condom says to the other, "Hey man, you wanna get shit-faced?"
Q: What does a gay order in a Chinese restaurant?
A: Sum Yung Gi.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, she went to a family reunion looking for a boyfriend.
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"What happened to your girlfriend, that really cute math student?"
"She no longer is my girlfriend. I caught her cheating on me."
"I don't believe that she cheated on you!"
"Well, a couple of nights ago I called her on the phone, and she told me that she was in bed wrestling with three unknowns..."
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Q: Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
A: They already have boyfriends.
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Q:What does one gay say to another homo sitting at the bar?
A:"Do you mind if I push in your stool?"
What do you call 50 lesbians and 50 government employees in one room?
100 people that don''t do dick!