Joke #1243

What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times? Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.
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A white man walking down a beach kicks up a lamp, with hope he rubs the lamp. Sure enough a genie pops out, and says, "I will grant you 3 wishes but be warned every black person in the world will get double what you wish." After a thought he says he's got it. "My first wish is i want a million dollars." Genie "your wish has been granted and every black person now has 2 million dollars." Man "Ok my second wish i want 10 thousand acres Genie.." Granted but every black person in the world now has 20 thousand acres. "And now you have but one wish." "The man replies with my final wish... i wish you to beat me half to death."
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Q: How come so black people died during the war? A: Because when the captain yelled "Get down" they all got up and danced.
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A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored. The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers." The retard says ," OK ". When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling. He goes over and starts beating their asses. He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer. He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?" The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."
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What do you call a barn full of dead niggers? Out dated farm equipment.
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Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died? A: A black widow.
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What happens to black people after they die? Nigger Mortis.
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What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead black person in the road? There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Q: Why are black people so afraid of ghosts? A: Because they are haunted by dead kkk members!
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Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.
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Black preacher is driving home from church and sees the white preacher walking down the road. He reluctantly pulls over to offer him a ride. A short distance along the way the whit guy says " you people don't actually think Jesus was black do you?" "And what makes think he's not?" The black pastor snaps back. The conversation becomes so heated less than needed attention was paid to the road and both men died in a trgic head on collision. When st. Peter opened the pearly gates to heaven before them, there stood Jesus Christ himself. He spread his arms slowly in a welcoming gesture and said "Buenos dias amigos!"
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