One guy says to a bald guy "Your hair ran away to find someone with a brain."
The only qualification for working at an airline is making a confused face at a monitor.
Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
Yo momma so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.
yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
Q: What would it be a good idea for you to do after a man takes your wife? A: Let him keep her!
Boy: "Hey baby, what's your sign?" Girl: "Do Not Enter!"
Mum: "How would you describe me?" Dad: "ABCDEFGHIJK" Mum: "What does that mean?" Dad: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, funny, graceful, helpful, intelligent." Mum: "What about JK?" Dad: "Just Kidding."