One guy says to a bald guy "Your hair ran away to find someone with a brain."
The only qualification for working at an airline is making a confused face at a monitor.
Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
Yo momma so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.
yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.
Son: "Mommy why doesn't Gandhi have hair?" Mom: "Because he never lies." Son: "Ohh now I see why ladies have long hair."
A wife says, "Hey! Look at that funny guy who's been drinking a lot." The husband responds, "Who is he?" The wife answers, "Well, five years ago, he was my boyfriend and I denied him for marriage." "Oh my God! He's still celebrating his freedom!" says the husband.
Mum: "How would you describe me?" Dad: "ABCDEFGHIJK" Mum: "What does that mean?" Dad: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, funny, graceful, helpful, intelligent." Mum: "What about JK?" Dad: "Just Kidding."