One guy says to a bald guy "Your hair ran away to find someone with a brain."
Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
Yo momma so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.
yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.
While reading the newspaper, Walter came across an article about a beautiful actress and model who married a boxer who was not noted for his IQ. "I'll never understand," he said to his wife, "why the biggest jerks get the most attractive wives." His wife replied: "Thank you, dear!"
Boy: "Hey baby, what's your sign?" Girl: "Do Not Enter!"
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
The only qualification for working at an airline is making a confused face at a monitor.
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.