Q: What is the difference between a teenager on her rag and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
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One morning I called my girlfriend and his father picked "Hello who are you?"
I heard that heavy voice and quickly replied a while "hey Eric where are you the choir is about to begin?"
"What choir?" he asked.
"Come on Eric stop kidding around and get your ass over here" the father then replied
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I then said "oh sorry I must have misdialled"
I then hang up and decided I am never gonna call that girl again...
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A: Bomb fire night.
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Sincerely, Michael Myers
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