Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Testicules.
Testicules who?
Pillow for penis .
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Who's There?
Justin.
Justin who?
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Who is there?
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Suck, suck who?
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Who is there?
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Stopwatch who?
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The other asked, “What is a shrimp doing a dead woman's vagina? Let me go see.”
Both of them went in the room with the woman, and they both curiosly looked.
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Justin
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner!
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