Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Testicules.
Testicules who?
Pillow for penis .
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Pen who?
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Who is there?
A long erected penis with an eye on my head and some wools in my feet.
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Who's There?
Justin.
Justin who?
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"Knock knock," says Peter.
Miraculously, someone answers him.
"Who's there," a voice in the distance asked.
"God," says Peter.
"God who," asked the voice?
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Who is there?
Suck, suck.
Suck, suck who?
After a long pause with a low voice:
My dick; dear!
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Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
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He wheezed for a minute, then ordered a chocolate sundae.
“Crushed nuts?” asked the server.
“No,” he answered.
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The bartender then pours him a seventh shot and says, "Congrats man, this ones on me."
The man then says , "Man if six shots cant get the taste out of my mouth I don't know what will!"
They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what that pussy needs.
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